Fuck that... Natty Ice is good for paying less than your buddies buying Budweiser and falling down the stairs twice as fast! After two you can't tell the difference anyways! Except for the morning after.
Luckily I've got five cases of this delicious dark stuff in the basement and worked 9 hours already today, so it is perfectly justified that I drink freely for the rest of today.
My inlaws from Sweden call Jäger "hostmedicin" (cough medicine) because it reminds them of the medicine their parents used to give them.
Because it'll fuck you up yet tastes like candy. I have yet to see a college kid sipping Chivas. Yet they'll be sure to rip on anyone drinking schnapps or anything else with sugar. There's a whole alcohol hierarchy that only college kids care about.
I'm fairly certain the McGangBang is actually just a burger with all the kinds of stuff on it (chicken, burger and fish).
Last night my brother got broken up with, and accordingly we all decided to meet up and drink whiskey until his emotional pain went away. Well, he decided to leave early to fuck her one last time, but we soldiered on. Highlights from the night include: - Drunken night skeet shooting. We went through half a case of shells and maybe hit a dozen skeet max. Every time you missed, you got shot with the airsoft gun. There was a lot of airsoft shooting. - Took the tractor out to chase the longhorns. My cousin and his friend decided they were going to ride one. We have it all on video. Nothing like drunk chasing longhorn cattle while they charge your cousin in the headlights. Heyo!!! - On our ranch, several family members live in different houses. One of them was gone for the night. We took the tractor there, broke into her house and drank some of her booze. No recollection of this, but again, video. - Jager + monster is better than with redbull. We did side-by-side taste testing. Then we mixed the monster with rum, half and half. Sounds like a pussy drink, but this is my go to, insta-blackout-and-fuck-shit-up drink. Worked quite well. Samr woke up drunk, and his beautiful wife decided to make everyone mimosas, light on the orange juice. Naturally, I just continued the theme and am still drinking beer. My brother is coming back out tonight to grill and drink. Last night was a preamble. If I die tonight, remember me as a good man.
I'm not one to use the term "too drunk" all that often, but when you can't walk, talk, or fuck, and then you puke all over your floor, you're too drunk. Fucking porch climbers. Oh right, then I had a dream about this place. I got banned by a moderator named "Zeusamus" because my first post in this thread was too racist: Dreaming about TiB. Maybe it's time to get a girlfriend or something...
I got that, but I was implying that she got both kinds of gangbang. ------- RAVE: GOING TO SEE STEVE AOKI TONIGHT!!! RANT: Won't be rollling :'(* RAVE: Gonna get drunk(er)! RANT: Going with my girlfriend... *Went a bit overboard last week and fried my brain... won't be doing any of that shit for another 3 months** at least. **Halloween excepted. I'm so looking forward to halloween.
So, you have a Swedish wife who does anal and has the good kind of threesomes? In that case, I have a bridge to sell you. In unrelated news, the term Jägermeister was invented in Nazi Germany. Use this information as you wish.
So, this exists. <a class="postlink" href="http://kingscountydistillery.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://kingscountydistillery.com/</a> I will be picking this shit up ASAP.
1. Protests that just because you have a beard and dark skin doesn't mean you're a terrorist are more likely to confirm to them that you are a terrorist. 2. Protests that just because you have a turban doesn't mean you are a terrorist are more likely to confirm that you are a terrorist. 3. Protests that there is a difference between Pakistanis, Arabs, and the Taliban are more likely to convince people you are a terrorist. 4. If in doubt, say that you love Glenn Beck and start singing an Alan Jackson song. 5. If that fails tell them you are a personal friend of Nettdata's. Do NOT mention Chater.
This is how we know your parents hated you. What kind of fucked up candy were they giving you that tasted like expired Robitussin?
we wont eh omatch todsy and i tott a big fuckkkingh cut on myu right i. and the scoial was good. fukc im drunk. fukcing techila.