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Friday the 13th Drunk Thread NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by The Village Idiot, Mar 13, 2015.

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    So... anybody else getting really crazy and eating some pie for pi day?
     
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  2. Crown Royal

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    Nah, all the TiB libertines are out straight-up sarging for QT 3.14's. We're talking hb9 Bethanys bro.
     
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    I would pay real money for people to stop saying "bae". Is society too lazy to complete words or use real ones anymore?
     
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    An acquaintance of mine was married in a pizza restaurant today.
     
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    Did they at least get free breadsticks with their purchase?
     
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    I picked up a fire pit today, picked up all the sticks that fell in my yard this winter, and restocked my vodka supply. It has been a while since I've had drinks by the fire but tonight, yes tonight I will be doing just that.
     
    #66 Hoosiermess, Mar 14, 2015
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    I am having chicken pot pie for supper with French Silk Pie for dessert. Not kidding.

    It's actually Chocolate Satin, but close enough.
     

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    [​IMG]

    He's onto us!
     
    #68 ghettoastronaut, Mar 14, 2015
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    Never trust a fart. I had to throw away a good set of underwear last night and the worst bit was I was just walking into the toilet when it happened.
     
    #69 Bundy Bear, Mar 14, 2015
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    That happened to me on an airplane once. I had to sit in it for three hours, toss the underwear in an airport bathroom during a layover, then go commando on another 2.5 hr flight in a very uncomfortable pair of jeans.

    Airport pizza was not a good choice.
     
    #70 Revengeofthenerds, Mar 14, 2015
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    Why would you not just go and take them off in the airplane lavatory, and ditch the shitty underwear in the diaper disposal?

    Unless you wanted to sit in it for three hours...
     
    #71 Nettdata, Mar 14, 2015
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    You are talking to ROTN...
     
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    Seat belts can be confusing and difficult.
     
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    Didn't realize I had sharted until I got off the plane.
     
    #74 Revengeofthenerds, Mar 14, 2015
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    Ummmmm...................................wut?

    I've sharted exactly ONCE in my life (fellas! amazingly not single!), and there was no mistaking what the hell just happened.
     
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    How in the blue fuck do you shit yourself and not realize it until hours later?
     
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    Alcohol?
     
    #78 Kubla Kahn, Mar 14, 2015
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    Ho-leeeeeee SHIT does that Jurassic World movie look stupid. Like, completely fucking awful beyond belief. Now we have trained, "good guy" velociraptors. Just....just....fuck it.
     
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    When it comes to sci-fi, I find it hilarious when people draw lines in the sand. "I can believe that someone recreated dinosaurs, but making veliciraptors good? Aw hell naw!"

    Sci-fi is about storytelling. If it is told well, just go with it!
     
    #80 Currer Bell, Mar 15, 2015
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