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Friday the 13th Drunk Thread NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by The Village Idiot, Mar 13, 2015.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Is Clarkson considered irreplaceable or something? Every single car buff I know treats this show as church and it would devastate them all if they shut the show down because of some silly domestic bullshit. I mean, Charlie Sheen is the greatest actor in the history of the world but they still replaced him on Two Men And A Fat Kid.

    Surely there must be somebody out there that could take his place.
     
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    It sounds like you don't watch the show.

    More than anything, this show is about the three hosts acting like kids, fucking around with each other, while they get to play with multi-million dollar toys in exotic locations.

    The one thing above all else that makes this show a global success is the chemistry of the three hosts. Trailing in second place is the phenomenal cinematography. A distant third are the cars.

    That's why all of the other Top Gears from other countries are "all right", at best... even with the same formula, it's fuck all without the chemistry of those three.

    You take out Clarkson, you're not just going to be able to replace him. If you can, well, I'll believe it when I see it, and it may well morph into something new and different, but it won't be the Top Gear that is the most popular car show... in the wurld.
     
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    If he leaves then most of the audience will follow, Netflix and Amazon would be idiots not to offer all three of them some money and a show to do whatever they'd like.
     
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    To put it into perspective, my parents love Top Gear. Not necessarily the normal Sunday Night show they do, but they LOVE their big specials. They've seen every one and are always excited when a new one comes out.

    And they're not "car geeks" at all... furthest thing from it, actually.

    Go watch any of these and you'll see what I mean: http://topgearspecials.com/top-gear-specials/
     
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    He does wear a toupee though. Alex, I mean. SnA was 7 years and two tours ago. They did Time Machine and Clockwork Angels since then, and recently announced they're going on tour this Summer. Woo. Definitely lost a step, but still rocking.
     
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    Saint Patrick's Day is Tuesday. Keeping this open til then.
     
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    It ain't easy being green

    Woo. Tomorrow, TiBettes are encouraged to post pictures wearing something green in the bikini thread so I can give you a green dot. Because green.
     
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    In case anyone was wondering why Mike Tyson is the world's scariest celebrity, I present Exhibit A: one hour of him knocking people out and making it look childishly easy.
     
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    This was the second Friday the 13th this year and it was fucking horrible. Had one of the most chaotic Fridays of my life. Hopefully this next Friday the 13th isn't as bad.

    I really posted all of that to say "Woot! Last post in the thread before it gets locked."
     
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    Had Cus D'Amato lived throughout Tyson's career, he would have never lost or even come close to losing a fight. No heavyweight boxer ever has even half-matched his combination of speed, power, talent and most of all ferocity.
     
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    Yeah, well, you've got until Wednesday morning to make up for it. That, and learn how to read.

     
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    You guys remember Ron Lester, the fat retard from Varsity Blues?

    Good for you, dude:
     

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    Reading is for chumps.
     
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    I always liked the Sobe drinks
     
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    Sshhittt really? Makes me feel like a lazy fat ass for not losing the 15 lbs I want to lose. Jesus christ.
     
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    You haven't lived until you have kicked out a lady who thought it was a good idea to bring her legless disabled child into the bar and put her on a towel on the dance floor so she could listen to some music.
    Yes I know I am a fucking asshole for making you leave and ruining your day but we are 21 and older and your child was in danger being in a crowded bar laying on the floor unable to move.
     
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