Fuck it, can't sleep. Downing a scotch for the [WDT]

Convinced a dancer at the titty bar last night that I was in fact Ben Bailey, host of Cash Cab. She had no idea who that was but asked me how long was I staying in town for. High comedy...

 

THAT, is what a hot guitarist looks like.

 

Jesus, is it just me or have the girls in this weeks drunk thread been extra hot compared to drunk thread themes in the past?

Oh ya, if you dont think this is cute then you must not have a soul!
http://www.wimp.com/cuddlyrabbits/

 

I'm really confused on the obsession over Ruth's Chris; their food isn't as amazing as it should be for the price you pay. Maybe I'm spoiled by the fact that I get Alberta AAA beef for about a buck/lb. I can never see myself spending the same amount of money for a steak again.

I've got no hot chicks with guitars. Although, I will be playing a bass guitar this weekend at a cabin party; maybe I'll get a picture of the ladies holding it.

 

Ruth's Chris has never disappointed. Some have been better than others (the best I've been to is the one in Sarasota, FL of all places). Yeah, I can get USDA Prime at Costco for a lot less, but some events call for celebration out and about. And my new favorite steakhouse is Bob's Chophouse. Their Kansas City Strip is pure awesome. If you're visiting Dallas and like steak, treat yourself.

 

At least 9 more hours until cocktail time. I could die.

A little more edgy - I like her.

 

Aid for future WDT = Wine Rack

Now I just need to find a girl to wear it for me. The possibilities.




And for good measure The last one I posted had a guitar on a lady.

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That's it? Try over 100 degrees with your room smelling like fresh manure.

In other news, what's with the near complete lack of nipples in pictures of chicks holding guitars? I even did a google search and I think there's some sort of conspiracy.

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See, that's the thing, last time my friends and I went, we dropped a little over 1200 bucks on our meals (it was like eight guys) for a friends birthday. It's not that I don't enjoy good food, frankly, it was just okay at best; it's that if I'm going to be dropping tonnes of money on a nice meal, I want my moneys worth.

I would have paid maybe twenty bucks for the steak I had, instead of fifty whatever.

 

Well, The Girlfriend is closing every night this weekend. Hopefully that means that she will be able to get off early enough to meet us out for our friends birthday tomorrow night, but for tonight that means that I'm going over to a friends house where we will be putting on our nerd hats and having a LAN party.

That sounds pretty lame, but I haven't done anything like this in years and I'm actually pretty excited about it.

Also we will probably be getting good and drunk which means I will probably make The Girlfriend come pick me up after she is off work so we can go back to my house and have sex. Win-win situation in my book.

EDIT: For those of you that are cool enough to not know what a LAN party is, it involves us all hooking up our PC's in the same room and playing video games all night. At least we will be drinking too.

 

Recently diagnosed with a heavy case of post-traumatic stress disorder and was told I "look like just came back from Iraq." When I told her my previous methods for dealing with the effects of the then-unknown PTSD (drinking beer or two or possibly more to take the edge off and be functional), she actually agreed that, in the interim until I find a more permanent solution, it was not a terrible idea and that I "sometimes gotta do what gotta do."

It's really weird/insanely comforting hearing a doctor tell you that it is ok to drink alcohol. Looking very forward to taking care of this the right way -- whatever that ends up being -- but in the meantime I'm going to thoroughly enjoy every nice cold bottle of medicine.

 

I have 3 yuenglings in my fridge so I may drink them tonight while cooking dinner. Have no big plans tonight, going camping on sunday/monday.

 

So its going BBQ with mix drinks then Inception, in that order. Today should be a good day.

 

I'm still technically on vacation (or "holiday" for you limeys). Spent the afternoon at the lake, followed by grilled zucchini and chicken, and freshly made guacamole.

And beer, of course.

 

102 degrees outside. Sitting inside a 73 degree house with a Firestone DBA in my hand.......life is good.

 

I have a job interview tomorrow and since I'm kinda nervous and have the house to myself tonight, I'm going to drink vodka and be naked for a while.

*I have no photos to add to the hot women with instruments but I can think of is ... "This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy."

 

Nadja, the bass player for Coal Chamber is a knockout.



Drain STH (from Sweden) is probably the hottest female rock group of all. They're AWESOME too, with a hard Alice in Chains/Godsmack type sound:

 

Me and my bisexual friend were supposed to make an outing to a strip club to compare a set of real tits vs. fake tits. I have never held a fake set. I think this problem is confounded by comparing apples and oranges. Are we talking about a good set of fake tits, like, say, Kayden Kross? A set of misshappen bowling balls on top of a bony chest? Scarring? Or for that matter, when thinking of the real tits, are we speaking of a set of soft and perky B cups that a large enough to be a handful but not too large to sag and look bad without a bra, or a set of C cups that look like tube socks with a roll of quarters at the end when you're doing anything but raising your arms over your head?

Though from my rather inexperienced perch I am no authority to offer dictums on the subject, but I think they need to be dealt with on a case by case basis. A good set of tits is the highest priority, and better a good set of fakes than a bad set of reals.

And, just for a pic of kayden kross...

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And now, for a moment of cultural enlightenment. Everyone likes to make fun of Canada for having French people in its midst, and yet, this cartoon explains why real French French frogs ought to take offence to such a statement: