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Fuck it, the Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Jun 23, 2011.

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  1. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    We're trying to classy the place up so we can attract a more distinguished crowd. As long as the beer your single-fisting is an obscure import you're fine to stay.
     
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  2. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    No, she's two-fisting: O.V. in one hand and a mason jar filled with swish in the other. If that doesn't say "sexified" than I don't know what does.

    Away from that, in my paper today there was an article on how young women more and more these days want plastic surgery to look like...you guessed it...the "sculpted features" of Lady Gaga. Could somebody please explain to me why a woman would want to look like a cross between David Bowie in the "Ziggy Stardust" days and Louis Gosset Jr. in Enemy Mine? If this is the future I may as well throw myself into the sea.
     
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    FYI, holding out your pinky while sipping tea is incredibly gauche. As such, I am eating a massive burrito with all my fingers firmly clasped around it.

    A homeless man launched an incredibly loud, wet fart in my direction. People on the street laughed at my misfortune.
     
    #203 ghettoastronaut, Jun 24, 2011
  4. Frank

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    So, I'll be working tomorrow since I took last Thursday off and didn't want to use vacation time, does anyone see any problems with me putting Baileys in my coffee tomorrow morning?

    No?

    Fair enough then.
     
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    Depends. What do you do for a living?

    Did you guys know that the woman who plays Phyllis on The Office used to be an NFL cheerleader? Holy crap.
     
    #205 ghettoastronaut, Jun 24, 2011
  6. Arctic_Scrap

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    I have a bad habit of doing this when I'm drunk[like right now]. All my friends give me shit about it. I've tried to stop it to no avail.
     
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    Air traffic control, nothing too crazy.

    Link?
     
    #207 Frank, Jun 24, 2011
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    Just wasted two hours of my life watching Sucker Punch. What a horrible movie.
     
    #208 Guy Fawkes, Jun 24, 2011
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    Thank god I don't have kids.
     
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    Would it be too on the nose to make a joke about pilots drinking?

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.slate.com/id/2297500/pagenum/2" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.slate.com/id/2297500/pagenum/2</a>
     
    #210 ghettoastronaut, Jun 24, 2011
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    I dunno, I just got done playing two hours of wiffleball home run derby, all while drinking, smoking and ogling the stand-up paddleboarders & girls chilling by the lake. Not a bad start to the evening.
     
    #211 shauncorleone, Jun 24, 2011
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    1) Mention of outdated media: "paper"
    2) Cries that the world is on the decline
    3) Noble willingness to off oneself.

    Bitter old man, do you have a lawn for us young ones to step on and get yelled at?
     
    #212 NotaPharmacist, Jun 24, 2011
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    Just call me Topher

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    You are either saying that 33 is old which means you're calling Jesus old you bastard, or you are saying that the ghoul I mentioned is attractive.

    I read the paper becasue they have these things that pop called "facts". Forgive the living piss out of me, I get it for free at work. And we all know that the world is in decline because the flattop hairdo doesn't exist anymore.

    New Jack City FTW
     
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    Came home to find "Empire Records" on TV. Damnit, I wish I had this on DVD.
     
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    If you've never heard of these guys, give them a shot.
     
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    Just call me Topher

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  18. TX.

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    Ooooh Rexy! You're soooooo sexy!
     
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  19. bewildered

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    [​IMG]
     
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    I did deads this morning for the first time in forever and my ass is starting to hurt. I bet I won't be able to move in the morning.


    yeah!!
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