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Fuck it, the Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Jun 23, 2011.

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  1. Arctic_Scrap

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    Look at those puny arms. Can't even do 300lbs. In my best Arnold voice.
     
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  2. Nettdata

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    James Brown Celebrity Hot Tub. Heayah!

    Harvey Wallbangers. Wuaaaah!

    Next in the hot tub.... Anne Murray!

    Wuahhhh!
     
    #222 Nettdata, Jun 24, 2011
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    Did the Relay for Life cancer walk tonight. My 7 year old and I did 6 miles. He ran 90% of it (not non-stop, we took breaks here and there.) Still, bad ass. He wanted to stay and do 4 more, but it was past his bed time by the time we did 6.

    My sciatica is fucking throbbing, and I am all out of rum. Not a fucking drop in the house.
     
    #223 $100T2, Jun 24, 2011
  4. Rush-O-Matic

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    And, you have a banana penis. Or, you're jacking off a banana. Not sure. If you're jacking off the banana, I'm not sure why you're looking at me.
     
    #224 Rush-O-Matic, Jun 24, 2011
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    I don't know if my brain is starting to atrophy or I was secretly lobotomized but lately I've been having a thing for rap music.



    I mean, that's pretty much a typical jazz rhythm line, you know? Sounds like triplets to me. It just works. You don't even need to bother listening to the lyrics. They're just filler to keep everything else interesting.
     
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    How can I simultaneously find Joey Lauren Adams so attractive and so annoying simultaneously? I mean, she kinda looks like a chipmunk...and the voice is grating...and yet....I would, in a heartbeat. Over and over and over.

    Edit: Goddamnit, not Joey Lawrence.
     
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    Pretty sure that's Joey Lauren Adams. Unless you were into Joey Lawrence. Whoa.
     
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    I'm drunk. Greatest cover ever. That is all.
     
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    I retract my previous statement. That was the 2nd greatest cover.

    Best cover EVER:

     
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    Empire records is almost a good movie. So is High Fidelity. Are there any actual good movies about record stores?
     
    #231 DrFrylock, Jun 25, 2011
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    Damn. I thought you got banned.
     
    #232 Rush-O-Matic, Jun 25, 2011
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    SUP DRUNK THREAD
     
    #233 hotwheelz, Jun 25, 2011
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    NORM!
     
    #234 Rush-O-Matic, Jun 25, 2011
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    WHEELZ IN DA HOUSE IT ABOUT TO GET CRAZY UP IN HEE'
     
    #235 hotwheelz, Jun 25, 2011
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    I KNOW RITE? ALL CAPS AND STUFF!
     
    #236 Rush-O-Matic, Jun 25, 2011
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    FUCK YEAH NIGGA

    you my boy, rush!
     
    #237 hotwheelz, Jun 25, 2011
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    Bitch I am a fucking Candarian Demon. You can't ban me. You can't ban King Kong. King Kong bans you. That is how it fucking rolls bitch. I will make you feel like the seat cushions in Scootah's house. I will send your ass to the cornfield, pornstar. You try to fuck a bitch, you get the rod.
     
    #238 DrFrylock, Jun 25, 2011
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    Empire Records was disappointing to me.

    High Fidelity is great though, like a guy-version of a chick flick (I mean that in a good way). Kind of realizing that Cusack is kind of like Tom Hanks in that he just makes really enjoyable movies. Can't really name too many that I don't like, where I can ramble tons that I do (Serendipity, Pushing Tin, Grosse Pointe Blank, etc).

    Doesn't really qualify for what you're asking, but "I Need That Record!" was a decent documentary.
     
    #239 Poopourri, Jun 25, 2011
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    Have you ever considered getting spinning rims on your chair? Not entirely kidding. I think it would be hilarious.

    "BITCH I'M RIDIN' ON SPREEWELLS, ALL DAY ERRYDAY."

    Oh and I love both of those movies. I've been known to "I don't feel that I have to explain my art to you, ______" in conversation; one of my all time favorite movie lines.

    As for Cusack, I think the appeal is that he's so...normal. He's an Everyman.
     
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