You guys are thinking to much. None of you would immediately go fuck a hologram or android or something?
I miss all the hot Persian girls in Toronto. Time to crack open some Otter Creek summer ale and pretend it hasn't been raining for the last 5 days.
I don't know, will 21st century game still work on women of the future? I figure I should at least get myself squared away before I went out trolling for strange. Although I'm sure there'd be fetishists out there wanting to hook up with thawees.
This has been my Saturday. I'm at my dad's ex-wife's place. My dad is on Skype with potential wife #8. He's listening to old country music full blast. And he's singing along with her. This wouldn't be so bad if my brother was here for me to bullshit with, but he's currently in the process of breaking up with his girlfriend of two years. Someone set me on fire.
It's not like they call it a blowhole for nothin... Taking a two hour break from a Game of Thrones marathon for the Gold Cup final. Holy shit, I should've started watching this show weeks ago. Lazy, drunk Saturday night? Yes please. USA! USA! USA!
Somebody just requested the fucking chicken song from me. Would anyone happen to have a pipe bomb They can lend me?
Right, they'd train you as a tradesman or a janitor, you'd be self sufficient, just not nearly at the level you are today. You've gone down one of two paths here and haven't made it clear which one. 1.) You think savings accounts (you said bank) will consistently be 3% above inflation... I don't know what to say to this except it's retarded. 2.) You're investment decisions will average 3% higher than inflation per year over 150 years. Do you really think any of those companies will still be around? You'll be at zero. And if you try to argue that you'd hire someone to manage the money for you, motherfucker, he'll be dead before you wake up, you think he won't take it for himself? My girlfriend for ditching me tonight.
This is one of the best videos I have seen in a long time. Time for another beer. Too bad this stinky bulldog doesn't know how to fetch beers.
I have a new bottle of rum. And I got to see these guys perform today: Those planes are bad ass. They also had a cool F-16 demo. The F-22 was a scratch, which sucked, but man, it was the Blue Angels! Ass end of an F-14: Anyone else think "Robotech!" when they saw VF-101 on the bottom? Jet Truck: 12,000 horsepower, 375 miles per hour. That thing was fucking AWESOME. Especially when the exhaust from the jet set stuff on the runway on fire. That was my day. I'm fucking beat.
No puppies, but had a fuzzy little black bear drop by for a nosh. I was just sitting in the den, having a cocktail while re-spooling a couple of my reels, watching some TV, and I notice some movement out of the window. Seems that there was a youngish black bear just wandering through, chewing on some grass, taking it easy on a chilly summer night. I went to the door and watched him for a while, and slowly tried to unlock the door as quietly as I could. I don't think he could see me, but he looked over at the noise, and it was damn funny. The look on his face was one of "awwwe... man! not again... geesh". He slowly started to turn away with a "I'll just pretend I don't see him" behaviour, at which point I opened the door, and he said "fuck it!" and ran away. Meanwhile, my Mom is pissed that I'm scaring the bears away. She's coming out in a few weeks and she wants to see them up close. Makes me laugh.
Is it black bears or brown bears you have to worry about if you see them in the wild? (I know grizzly and polar bears will end your shit.)
Pretty much any bear you need to worry about. Did you know that a bear can smell a drop of blood in the water from over a mile away? Also, they have rows of razor sharp teeth that will wreck your shit. So, you know...watch out.
And just like your puppies, he can't fetch beer for shit. Brown bears are Grizzlies, and are the scariest mother fuckers in the woods. Period. The only bonus is you can generally smell them coming, as they reek of dead meat. This is a grizzly, and he will fuck your shit up. Black bears can still fuck your shit up, but usually by just slapping you and shredding you a bit with their claws. They may also bite you a few times, if you smell good. The thing is, black bears are, about 95% of the time, skittish as fuck. If they hear a noise, they'll run away like little bitches. It's only if they become old, territorial, and hungry, or if they're protecting their cubs, that they become aggressive. Even then, they will mostly bluff charge you. That's why the "rules" for a black bear encounter have changed over the past few years. You're now supposed to make lots of noise, stand your ground, and make yourself look as big as you can. Don't run away or they'll think you're prey, don't attack them or they'll defend themselves, but show you're not scared and they won't push it. If you make noise while walking in the woods you'll probably never see one because they will stay well out of your way. It's when they get snuck up on that they freak out. If you run into a Grizzly in the woods, your only defence is hoping they're not hungry. If you do get attacked, play dead, and hope they get bored with you before you bleed out. At that point you can pick up your arm and crawl away.