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Fuck it, the Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Jun 23, 2011.

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  1. Fernanthonies

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    That's great. I've been keeping up with a lot of this LulzSec stuff and if this is true than it's hilarious. Can't wait to see what they say about it.

    As much as I would like to think that I know about programming (which admittedly is, in the grand scheme, not much at all), I can admit that I know jack shit about cracking (hacking if you do it maliciously). I've always wanted to learn, but never took the time.
     
  2. Nettdata

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    From the Moral Absolutes thread:

    From the R&R thread:

    Seems that it's not so "absolute" after all, eh?

    You can't make this shit up.
     
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    Note:

    To all you drunks who can't swim..... Don't jump off a boat in the middle of the lake. That is all.
     
  4. Juice

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    I wasnt that impressed with LulzSecs stuff, but what this A-Team did was impressive. They must be security professionals or something.
     
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    I ran almost 12k yesterday, and then I drank almost 12 beers.

    Today my mouth tastes like regret, and I feel like dirty Mexican wizards danced on on my naked body all night in high heels.
     
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    You're going to give scootah ideas.

    In other news, moving stinks.
     
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    Seconded. I've been helping my sister and her BF move into a new house the past few days. Temperatures reaching 100. Thank god for payment in cold beer.

    In unrelated news, why the hell do I like Ice Road Truckers so much?
     
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    Looks like they're saying "Fuck It"
     
  9. Nettdata

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    Yeah, but a lot of it seems like they're fucking off because the heat is getting too much for them.

    They've picked on some pretty scary targets, and I can't say that I'd blame them if they got freaked and ran; they were stupid in the first place.

    Sure, Sony is one thing, but the FBI and CIA? Really guys?
     
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    To all you people out there planning on borrowing someone's 1500psi power washer to strip the paint off your garage: don't attach the 0* nozzel then write your initials on the wall. That shit is never going to be covered up. I'm lucky the planks didn't split down the middle.
     
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    Agreed. It's one thing to attack a website of a company; they can't really do anything outside of point and yell "We're very angry!"

    It's quite another to attack an agency staffed with intelligent and motivated people that deals with security on a daily basis. Rest assured, the FBI and CIA are working overtime to track these guys down, putting on the tailored suits and dark sunglasses, and renting black Chevies. Idiots.

    In other news, I felt like getting drunk last night and drank about half a bottle of Captain. I'm not regretting it at all.
     
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    So, lemme tell you why the universe hates me. On Thursday, a girl responded to my ad looking for a nurse. She was 23 and was pretty impressed with her email. So I looked her up on facebook AND HOLY FUCK SHE'S HOT. So I replied right away and I have not heard anything since. The mythical hot nurse, forever my white wale.
     
  13. Juice

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    Dont worry buddy. Shes out there, youll find her.

    Digging this jam today. Not a style i usually listen too, but its pretty good:

     
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    No kidding. Trying to introduce someone kind of uptight to smoking with potent weed AND a vaporizer is definitely a good push toward ensuring they don't enjoy the experience. Too intense for starters. That's like introducing a 16 year old girl to drinking with a peaty single malt scotch.

    On a personal note, I don't like vaporizers. Sucking out of a plastic bag or hose has never seemed appropriate to me. Sure they're wasteful, and smoking the paper is worse for you, but I definitely prefer a joint. This is the only necessary gadget as far as I'm concerned:

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    On another personal note, my brain needs a vacation after all the stupid the rest of me put it through last night. I'm not having anything stronger than a beer for at least a couple days. Why can't drunk me remember not to sleep with crazy people I'd never sleep with sober?

    Answer:
    This kerosene-tasting devil juice:
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    So apparently the doctors did not tell my Father in Law that the transplant and the post op medicines could make him temporarily insane.

    Apparently during his delusions he decided that the only reason that the nurses were being nice to him were because they were Mormons, and they wanted to convert him while he was incapacitated. He figured they were evil Mormons

    He told them this many times, though he doesn't know if he said it in English.
     
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    But Plan B will not end an existing pregnancy. It isn't an abortion pill.

    Here is a little story for you. Before it was available without a prescription, I had a condom mishap, called my doctor who called it in to my pharmacy, which was an Osco. They wouldn't fucking fill it as written. They just had to call it in as regular birth control pills and call me and tell me how to take it. I didn't realize that fucking Osco was the morality police. Pissed me right the fuck off.

    And I just realized that this weekend's drunk thread is 28 pages deep and I have yet to post in it and then it was to have a rant about what is and is not an abortion. I guess I missed out on all of the bear fun.
     
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    Wait until you have actual possessions, right now it's a pain in the ass, once you've acquired real shit, ESPECIALLY if you get a live in girlfriend, moving is going to turn into a horror movie. I've moved more times than I'd like to count and even though I have way less stuff than most of my friends (moved a lot as a kid, parents got me use to not buying a lot of stuff and throwing out things that are unnecessary) I'm still dreading my next move, and I have no idea when that will be.
     
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    Try having a garage full of shit. Heavy shit.

    I'm soooo happy to be in that stage of my life where I don't have to move myself. Hell, my last move, I didn't even pack most of my shit.

    Did you know you can PAY people to do that stuff for you? While you sit back and have a beer?

    It's worth EVERY PENNY.
     
  19. Juice

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    Last time I moved was right after Christmas last year and a day after
    Connecticut got pounded with a blizzard. It's not a great deal a fun to move furniture in biting cold and then drive a U-Haul on unplowed roads.

    On top of it, my landlords daughter was being a vicious cunt because we blocked her car in with the truck for 30 seconds.
     
  20. Nom Chompsky

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    I helped with a move today. It sucked, even though there wasn't that much stuff.

    When I moved to Boston it was pretty easy though. Mostly because I just took clothes to begin with. I've been getting furniture one piece at a time, which is going slow considering I'm lazy, poor and don't know how to drive.

    BTW, the barbacoa was great. The spice combo was exactly what I was going for, and you can't beat slow-cooked beef.
     
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