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Fuck it, the Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Jun 23, 2011.

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  1. PIMPTRESS

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    Anyone ever seen The Swinging Udders?? I guess that is who I am going to see tonight and I've never heard of them.
     
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    They have a few decent songs, they are a punk band. You can find them on Youtube.

    EDIT: Do you mean the Swingin' Utters? That's who I thought you meant. Might be 2 different bands.
     
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    I was literally just corrected on my spelling by Mr P. Oops. Yeah, the punk band. So I don't need to stop for ear plugs? Sweet.
     
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    If you like punk it should be a fun show. I've never saw them before and I have only listened to some of their music but it's decent. They've been around for a long time.
     
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    Fuck moving. Just take the top 20 items you want to keep and then burn down the house with everything else in it. Doing 8 moves in Boston has ruined me.
     
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    I'm pro choice. That's misleading. I'm pro abortion. I'm in favour of post partum abortions in the 64th trimester if the kid is annoying or has a stupid haircut. Hell, I'm infavour of state required post partum abortions in the 64th trimester if the kid fails to wear his pants above his fucking penis at all times when in public.

    But really, what exactly is the moral fucking difference between Plan B and and an inappropriately placed vacuum and tiny reciprocating saw at 8 weeks? I mean I get that one is more 'icky' - but tomayto, tomahto. It's still ending an unwanted pregnancy before neural activity, welfare cheques, food stamps, jerry springer visits to notify the baby daddy and a rewarding career working a pole. Why should there be a need to differentiate between the two like the difference between murder and self defence?

    Also, hungover and at work, not my best mood ever.
     
  7. Nom Chompsky

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    Boston streets are so stupid.

    At least now I can just drink my beer and grill my burgers. And corn.
     
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    "I hear the sound of a vacuum cleaner. Mommy must be cleaning the rug. Wait a minute, it's headed this way. OH NO, my little arm got sucked out..."

    Jim Norton might be my hero.

    Why is abortion so goddamn funny?!
     
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    Good news everyone. The skies are now safe. TSA forced a 95 year old, cancer stricken woman to remove her adult diaper. They even found the diaper to be "wet and firm". I think she should get the chair.
     
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    Yelp Reviews: Florida State Prison - Starkeville
    Jean W. (4*/5)

    I was really surprised at how helpful the staff were with my mom's incontinence issues. I requested the electric chair thanks to the integrated bed pan for her safety.

    While we weren't exactly sure that the FSP correctional staff needed to execute Mom, we appreciated their ability to accomodate her last wishes of "Cursing out the TSA" and even helped the nurses with the final inspection.
     
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    Shhhh, if the pro-lifers hear you they take away even that choice that finally has been made over the counter.
    And the difference is that it won't end an already existing pregnancy, it will just stop one from occuring. Like a girl choosing to take birth control pills, only doing it after the fact.
     
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    Scootah forgot to include the strongest pro-abortion argument.

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    The greatest kindness anyone could do to her future child, is to cut it into managable pieces and hoover it out of her festering womb before it comes to the crippling self awareness of it's own terrible existence. Or has to hear mommy try and sing a lullaby.
     
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    She IS an abortion. A walking, talking, shrieking, no-talent, bloated, rat-faced, cum target of an abortion.
     
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    I won't even pretend to know how record contracts are handed out, but I have to imagine that she sucks a mean dick to even have somebody take her seriously. The fact that millions of people have willingly bought her albums, I just can't explain. Somebody please clue me in.
     
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    I'm no insider, but reading a story like this kinda makes one jaded, huh:

    Translation: Dr. Luke is an soulless money making machine and realized she would go along with whatever scheme he wanted.
     
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    Well, it sure ain't her physique. W. T. F?

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    God, people. Plan B will not only not terminate an existing pregnancy, it will also not cause an unimplanted embryo to not implant*. Its primary mechanisms of action are to inhibit ovulation or to make any egg released infertile. Which is, conveniently, the same way that ordinary birth control works. Progestin for the win.

    I've had to send two rather detailed PMs on the finer points of hormonal contraception this weekend. Please don't make me send a third.

    *on this second point; this is just a theoretical mechanism of action, one which is pretty much impossible to prove happens. In light of the evidence, it seems that if it does or can happen, it's a rather unlikely event.
     
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    Because most people are wrong and stupid. That is the only answer. It explains why "The Hills" s the number one show on TV, it explains why hipster fashion is still gaining momentum, it explains why "Meet the Spartans" made over 20 million its opening weekend.

    If they take any twenty-something with enough make-up on and have them simply sing into a bag of their own shit, throw a dance beat behind it and then say on TV "This song is awesome to you monkeys. Buy the album its on and scream the lyrics like a tone-deaf retard on the dancefloor in bars immedietly" that said person will become rich and famous.

    There is no fucking way, shape or form that Kesha has talent in any way. She can't sing or "rap" to save her fucking life, and the "lyrics" in her "songs" could re-animate the dead with laughter. She is absolutely REPULSIVE looking. Do I need any other evidence here?

    People are morons.
     
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    Hey, I like my women to be shaped like a box.
     
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