I might be too fuck to drunk. WTF is that shit ? I totally wa s gonna bang da wife but instead I had rum. And Tonka wants to lay on my feet. Heavy on feet not conducive to sexing. Played sexy Mad Libs funn shit yo.
I fucking hate fashion. It is by far the most useless thing we, as a species, concern ourselves with.
Those are cargo pants with boxing gloves in the pockets. You never know when he needs to punch a bitch and he has to protect his hands. Or those are knee pads to protect his knees whenever he sucks the dick of whoever it is that keeps his career alive.
I just got back from my girlfriend's place. We thought we had the place to ourselves and got to work immediately after arriving from a backyard party. Turns out the roommate next door was inadvertently bestowed the honor of hearing my girlfriend moaning and me enjoying the hell out of it. At least she knows we're happy. Too bad I still have to finish off the Knob Creek that I didn't drink in the Boundary Waters. Damn. Looks like some designer is into military uniforms... they look like an abomination of old cavalry trousers.
Well, I just got back from watching Bad Teacher with Li'l Bandit. Even though I hate Cameron Diaz on general principal, I thoroughly enjoyed this movie, as did Li'l Bandit (seeing this movie was his idea--some of the kids in the class were on some of the shows he watches, and he has a great sense of humor and got all of the adult jokes). It was uncanny how much Diaz's character was like me in real life, especially as of late (not in every way though; for example, I don't want to get a boob job)-- very antisocial. I just fucking hate dealing with most people these days. Most of all I admired her determination and her Machiavellian means of accomplishing her goals at any cost. I'll save y'all the full review for the movie review thread. Now go watch it. If you don't want to contribute to Cameron Diaz's income by actually paying to see it in the theaters, then sneak in, or buy a copy from your friendly neighborhood bootlegger.
"Many of you are wondering what's wrong with my pants. Well, they started running short of material right before they got to the knees, so don't give me any shit." Wait until twelve seconds in. If you've never seen the movie "Hot Shots," then you should.
Kid in Europe, missing her, flu, broke helping her and a frivolous gift for myself, did I mention flu? Pixies? Yes! Absolut Citron with a splash of water? Yes. I'll be fine.