I am.... But once again.... I've drank alot of tequila, and I have never had naked, Asian dudes in the trunk of my car. Jeeze, Ballsack smokes pot, and then he shoves hairbrushes up people's asses. Now, the Miatta boy drinks tequila, and ends up with naked Asian dudes in his trunk. What's next?
Jimmy James smokes pot and ends up with Ballsack naked in his trunk. Drunk on tequila with a hairbrush sticking out like horse tail.
I know the Spanish have some strange cuisine but why the fuck do you want to preserve vomit? In drinking news: I haven't been drunk; the occasional beer, yes, with family/friends but nothing past that; in almost two months. I think I'm actually getting smarter as the alcoholism leaves my system.
Amateurs. Nett doesn't have to abuse anything, and he gets TiBettes (and one weird TiB dude) all up on his trampoline. Bastard.
Head the to gym for a workout and basketball game. Cool, but really puts a crimp in my drinking style. I'm not one of those people who can play drunk.
I'm taking my first ever trip to Atlantic City tomorrow for a bachelor party with my college housemates. They've gone a bunch of times, but for one reason or another, I've never been able to join them. They're a weird group of guys. Phrases used while describing the last trip, in no particular order: 1) "New Jersey State police found it the next day. I didn't want to pay the impound fee, so I left it there." 2) "It was a bad neighborhood, so I just did a line off the dumpster and kept moving..." 3) "...and then the mama-san asked me if I wanted the finale." I'm the good kind of nervous.
In the spirit of it being Thursday night, and with my continuing back pain, I decided to chase 2 painkiller pills with some Bushmills. In unrelated news, why isn't Charlie Sheen posting funny Tweets anymore? Did someone sober him up? If so, they have done humanity a disservice...
Okay, I'm not complaining, but why are we starting the drunk thread on Thursday again? Congratulations Scootah, you were one of the only mods on the RMMB who wasn't a complete douche. I'm sure you'll do well here. I woke up today with an absolutely awful cramp in the back of my neck; the pain is what woke me up. I'm gonna need some alcohol to dull the pain. Anyway, in honor of Scootah's induction into the honorable ranks of internet forum moderators....(Sorry, had to stifle my laughter long enough to type)... Here's Bettie Page in some bondage gear: NSFW And my favorite: NSFW Here's another good one, in color no less: NSFW
I'd like to thank Charter's alcohol problem, NettData's sister for her glowing references, Frylock for lowering the bar on the standards of internet forum moderation, and the passage of time for dulling the memories of my tyranny and obnoxiousness in previous forum moderation roles. I look forward to a new and glorious reign of abusing mod powers for the entertainment of the other mods and wallowing in the great and awesome power of my new role. Now I need to go trawl Angel_1756's post history and find out if she's visited the Boobies/Booty thread so I can see how badly she needs a good pre-ban disciplinary action.
... can I watch? In unrelated news; Fat Bastard wine. It's wine, so it's classy, but it's called Fat Bastard and there's a hippopotamus on the label. Internal conflict never felt so good.
My boyfriend is going to AC tonight for a bachelor party as well. I hope he wins some money at the casino, because knowing the people he's with, he might need to use it for bail money. I've come to realize I'm talking wayyy to much about my bf on here. Sorry guys.
Tomorrow we go through our fourth round of layoffs in two years in my office. One would think I'd be drinking a little more than I am.