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Fuck it, the Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Jun 23, 2011.

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  1. Juice

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    JESUS CHRIST! Is that a dead chipmunk stapled to her cooter?
     
    #62 Frank, Jun 23, 2011
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    My birthday is tomorrow, turning 25, and only two things are guaranteed. Flasks with Everclear, and ritzy downtown hotel rooftop bars.

    I will miss you all, its been fun.

    Also, I saw Green Lantern, and holy fuck Blake Lively is hot. Apparently she's been on a show called Gossip Girl and was in The Town with Affleck. She was blonde in those I think and that was a crime.

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    This is an awesome tattoo right?
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    #63 Parker, Jun 23, 2011
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    I cleaned out my beer fridge. I'd like to say that means I got down on my knees and scrubbed the fucker, but I actually just drank every bottle in it. I might be in trouble.
     
    #64 hooker, Jun 23, 2011
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    Please don't vomit, I already had to clean up one awesome puddle today.
     
    #65 Omegaham, Jun 23, 2011
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    On a scale from 1 to not even being able to take a picture of my rack... I'm certainly having troubles being a whore online via smartphone. Fuck large pictures.
     
    #66 hooker, Jun 23, 2011
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    Yeah, good call. Grant authority to the man who has sex with everything.
     
    #67 Beefy Phil, Jun 23, 2011
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    Hooker can you change your avatar back to something sexy? Your current avatar is giving me a migraine just looking at the damn thing, nevermind imagining the screaming coming from it. Fuck. Reminds me of my little sister.

    In unrelated news, I have some smoked cheddar to go with this, erm, fine wine. Perhaps I shall partake of it.
     
    #68 ghettoastronaut, Jun 23, 2011
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    Crying children aren't sexy? I didn't get that memo.
     
    #69 hooker, Jun 23, 2011
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    If you consider an apparently topless 8 year old girl to be sexy, you might consider offing yourself. If you haven't go that memo by now, I'll draft it on card-stock, laminate it, then post it on your front door.
     
    #70 ghettoastronaut, Jun 23, 2011
  11. hooker

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    Balls.

    When did your sarcasm detector break?
     
    #71 hooker, Jun 23, 2011
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    It broke because that girl's high-pitched scream matches the resonance frequency of my sarcasm detector. It shattered. Now instead of sexy tits / ass / bondage / all three at once, I get transported back to the wilderness of screaming children that is my local Ikea and/or Costco.
     
    #72 ghettoastronaut, Jun 23, 2011
  13. TX.

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    I may/may not be pre-gaming alone before the boyfriend picks me up for a birthday dinner.
     
    #73 TX., Jun 23, 2011
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    Vcash can't get here soon enough, I'd love to throw money down on TX passing out during dinner.
     
    #74 Frank, Jun 23, 2011
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    Sorry, the photo quality is kinda bad on that one; I tried to post a larger image, but it wouldn't show in the final post. See it in higher quality here.
    Frank, Iwantsomejuice, don't even try to kid yourselves that you aren't going to click on that link and see Bettie Page's untrimmed perinial area in better detail.

    Also, in reference to a rep comment I just got: It's not that I like huge bushes on women, I am just REALLY, REALLY, REALLY tired of seeing women shaved/waxed all the time--in porn and real life.
    I've dated girls in the past who had Amazon bushes, and I asked them to trim it so I wouldn't get hairs up my nose/down my throat when I was going down on them.
    Most guys/people these days see any pubic hair on a woman that isn't a "landing strip," and they start gagging. Pubic hair is a secondary sex characteristic that is developed for many reasons, one of which is (theorized to be) to attract mates and differentiate between fertile and non-fertile sexual partners ("If there's grass in the field, play ball" comes to mind).
    So don't start calling me a freak if I like women the way they are.
     
    #75 dixiebandit69, Jun 23, 2011
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    I would totally flash my tits in a local Ikea and/or Costco!
     
    #76 hooker, Jun 23, 2011
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    I like how when I postpone my birthday goings out from a Sunday to Thursday, my friends all say okay, and one offers to DD. When it rolls around to Thursday, my DD bails, and nobody else wants to go out and not get drunk, for my birthday. I love this town, if I have to stay another week I'll probably off myself.
     
    #77 ssycko, Jun 23, 2011
  18. TX.

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    I'm klassy like that.
     
    #78 TX., Jun 23, 2011
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    Out of curiosity, what's your opinion on armpit hair on a chick?
     
    #79 Frank, Jun 23, 2011
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    And, I love hooker's avatar. It's an awesome form of birth control. See a cute, teeny tiny little baby sock? That avatar will shatter any millisecond you have considering having a little one someday. BAM! Gone forever.
     
    #80 TX., Jun 23, 2011
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