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Fuck it, the Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Jun 23, 2011.

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  1. Noland

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    Please don't. They really do work better in pairs.
     
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    Okay, no more screaming child avatar.

    Also - I made a shit-ton of bacon for breakfast. Only bacon. I'm domestic and creative like that. The whole house smells like fried pig, and the dog has been drooling for two straight hours.
     
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    And you havent given him a piece??? What kind of monster are you?!
     
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    Hot dogs for lunch, anyone?

    Also... out of curiosity - can we add a feature on the new board where you shut down all access to sending private messages when I've been drinking?
     

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    The bloodletting has begun. Now I wish i was drinking.


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    #145 Misanthropic, Jun 24, 2011
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    Ugh, I know how you feel. The worst is that since I'm in charge of IT I know in advance who's getting laid off and when and talking to someone when you know they're going to be gone soon and they don't is unsettling.
     
    #146 Trakiel, Jun 24, 2011
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    Hooker, I enjoy your posts. I find them both amusing and insightful. But I cannot actually read them as long as you have this new avatar. I've tried and failed to read through a post in it's entirety without my eyes drifting left and it's just not working. Don't change it though, I'll find a way to cope.
     
    #147 Chellie, Jun 24, 2011
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    Guess what has two thumbs and drank too much wine last night?
     
    #148 MoreCowbell, Jun 24, 2011
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    How inappropriate would it be if I called my husband and asked him to leave the office early, to pick me up some beer on the way home?

    Drinking wine seems a bit too sophisticated for a day fuelled by orgasms and bacon.
     
    #149 hooker, Jun 24, 2011
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    That depends; it's not too sophisticated if you're having sophisticated orgasms.

    ETA: Your current avatar (the woman with the iron) is the best.
     
    #150 Trakiel, Jun 24, 2011
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    Let's be serious here.

    I don't really get down with sophistication in any form.
     
    #151 hooker, Jun 24, 2011
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    5, 4, 3, 2, 1! Thunderbirds are go!
     
    #153 hooker, Jun 24, 2011
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    Day drinking. Followed by a nap. But its ok because I just ran 7 miles. Right? Good.
     
    #154 Backroom, Jun 24, 2011
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    Or maybe not.

    Peter Falk died today.

    Shitty.
     

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    This may be the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Matt and Trey took all of their funny from South Park and put it into this. No wonder the show sucks now.
     
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    They kicked ass at the Tony's. Won 9 of them.
     
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    Rupert Holmes has a Tony, too. Doesn't seem like all that high of a bar.

     
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    Does anyone else have particular beers they eat with particular meals? When I make tacos I always have them with a Corona, which is now the only time I drink Corona. Pizza is always accompanied by a Honeyweiss. Burgers can go several ways, but a good wheat beer seems to go good with burgers, although the jury's still out on that one.

    Or am I just weird?
     
    #159 Trakiel, Jun 24, 2011
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    People do that with wine. I don't see why not.
     
    #160 bewildered, Jun 24, 2011
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