Adult Content Warning

This community may contain adult content that is not suitable for minors. By closing this dialog box or continuing to navigate this site, you certify that you are 18 years of age and consent to view adult content.

Fuck it, the TiB Weekly Drunk Thread [06/18/2010]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by CharlesJohnson, Jun 18, 2010.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
Page 4 of 10
  1. Fernanthonies

    Fernanthonies
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    11
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,674
    Location:
    Oklahoma
    Yes please. I also need to get the fuck out of this office and some liquor into my system.
     
    #61 Fernanthonies, Jun 18, 2010
  2. Dread

    Dread
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2010
    Messages:
    454
    Gotta know how to have fun at work. It makes the days go by faster.
     
    #62 Dread, Jun 18, 2010
  3. Diablo

    Diablo
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    5
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,608
    Location:
    Armpit, NC
    If they really wanted to have fun, just put blanks in all the guns.

    "Haha, just kidding, we're not really going to shoot you...we're gonna electrocute you instead."
     
    #63 Diablo, Jun 18, 2010
  4. Rush-O-Matic

    Rush-O-Matic
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1,363
    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2009
    Messages:
    12,570
    Just seems like he's already about to get shot - no need to stick a safety pin through his skin. That's all I'm saying. Oh, they pinned it to his shirt? Well that makes much more sense. Although, an "X" with a Sharpie probably would've worked, too, and saved paper.

    Soooo, back on topic . . .
     

    Attached Files:

    #64 Rush-O-Matic, Jun 18, 2010
  5. Fernanthonies

    Fernanthonies
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    11
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,674
    Location:
    Oklahoma
    I hope they penciled in some point values and compared scores afterwards. I mean, three firing squads in 33 years? They may never get the chance to do this again, might as well make it interesting.
     
    #65 Fernanthonies, Jun 18, 2010
  6. jennitalia

    jennitalia
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    55
    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2010
    Messages:
    806
    Location:
    Canada
    Short hair is good, just as long as it's long enough to pull. Now if only I could find a non-slutty way to tell that to my hairdresser when she asks how I want my hair cut.

    Also Natalie Portman, potentially the only woman who looks good with a shaved head:
    [​IMG]
    Yeah, I'd still hit it.
     
    #66 jennitalia, Jun 18, 2010
  7. Crown Royal

    Crown Royal
    Expand Collapse
    Just call me Topher

    Reputation:
    984
    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2009
    Messages:
    23,123
    Location:
    London, Ontario
    Natasha again. God, I love her
    [​IMG]
    ...and her incredible (late) mother, Natalie Wood. Great genes in that family:
    [​IMG]
     
    #67 Crown Royal, Jun 18, 2010
  8. Decatur Dave

    Decatur Dave
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    481
    Location:
    The woods of Central Florida
    I couldn't send this... but I had to share it. My ex was just offering me, and in no way do I believe it to be true, no strings attached sex. My finger was inches away from sending a text that read, "I don't like the way your vagina smells." I handled it in a much more mature fashion. Besides, I can hang out and do work and play on the internet. What else would you do on a Friday night?
     
    #68 Decatur Dave, Jun 18, 2010
  9. MoreCowbell

    MoreCowbell
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    14
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    4,185
    My new phone is like, 50% too smart for me. I think it might be Skynet.
     
    #69 MoreCowbell, Jun 18, 2010
  10. taste_my_rainbow

    taste_my_rainbow
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    98
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    938
    Location:
    NC
    I thought you were all up for this? (pun intended)

    jennitalia is spot on with Natalie Portman. yum.
    [​IMG]
    Spoiler cause it's a huge pic
     
    #70 taste_my_rainbow, Jun 18, 2010
  11. Crown Royal

    Crown Royal
    Expand Collapse
    Just call me Topher

    Reputation:
    984
    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2009
    Messages:
    23,123
    Location:
    London, Ontario
    Sure, it starts off "no strings attached" and then you wake up, and she's dancing around in a bondage suit wearing a Fred Flintstone mask on to "I'm Every Woman" while carving symbols into her arm with a straight razor, and she's taped of all the pictures she has of you on the walls of the bedroom with the eyes cut out in them. Also she's stolen your wallet, which really sucks.
     
    #71 Crown Royal, Jun 18, 2010
  12. Benzilla

    Benzilla
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    267
    Does Stoya count?

    [​IMG]


    [​IMG]
     
    #72 Benzilla, Jun 18, 2010
  13. Dcc001

    Dcc001
    Expand Collapse
    New Bitch On Top

    Reputation:
    434
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    4,736
    Location:
    Sarnia, Ontario
    Ethnic short hair with big boobs:

    [​IMG]
     
    #73 Dcc001, Jun 18, 2010
  14. taste_my_rainbow

    taste_my_rainbow
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    98
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    938
    Location:
    NC
    Also yummy


    [​IMG]
     
    #74 taste_my_rainbow, Jun 18, 2010
  15. CharlesJohnson

    CharlesJohnson
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    401
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    3,974
    While on the subject of dumb things to do in a 2 ton chunk of metal:

    I know a lot of dumb people. Over privileged dumb people. Last night one of my "friends" decided she'd take a joy ride while high on X and white wine. 6 a.m. this morning she got arrested for DWI along with possession of marijuana AND 8 COUNTS OF POSSESSION OF MDMA. Her purse doubles as a fucking pharmacy. The bitch is screwed. What I would have given to be a fly on the wall when rich daddy heard that shit. I lost 2 people to drunk driving so far. While this twit isn't my favorite person, I'm glad she didn't take someone out before she got stopped. Who the fuck drives on X?

    No short hair girl thread is complete without Audrey Hepburn. Classic hot. Just looking at her breaks your heart:
    [​IMG]
     
    #75 CharlesJohnson, Jun 18, 2010
  16. Blue Dog

    Blue Dog
    Expand Collapse
    Absentee Mod

    Reputation:
    71
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,665
    Location:
    South Louisiana
    Laright, serious question time!

    Why is it so much more fun to piss outside than it is in the toilet?
     
    #76 Blue Dog, Jun 18, 2010
  17. taste_my_rainbow

    taste_my_rainbow
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    98
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    938
    Location:
    NC
    Subquestion: Is it wrong for a female to like to pee outside?
     
    #77 taste_my_rainbow, Jun 18, 2010
  18. zyron

    zyron
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    82
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,931
    Location:
    Connecticut
    Because you can go for distance, can't do that in the house. Unless your gross.
     
    #78 zyron, Jun 18, 2010
  19. Crown Royal

    Crown Royal
    Expand Collapse
    Just call me Topher

    Reputation:
    984
    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2009
    Messages:
    23,123
    Location:
    London, Ontario
    When it snows you can write shit, for one. Like "DIE, SLUT!" on your ex's front lawn. That moistens up our Canuck girls like none other.
     
    #79 Crown Royal, Jun 18, 2010
  20. jennitalia

    jennitalia
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    55
    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2010
    Messages:
    806
    Location:
    Canada
    No. Not at all.
     
    #80 jennitalia, Jun 18, 2010
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 4 of 10
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.