I was laying on my bed with my laptop on my...lap. THAT is how somebody throws up on it. It's fine though. Hopefully I'm going down la town later, just gotta find a DD.
Sadly I don't live at my apartment full time right now so the fridge is empty except for beer and a few key condiments. The only projectiles I have are empty beer bottles. Those'll work, right?
Got told that the long distance girlfriend was seeing another guy last night. I knew this was gonna happen sooner or later. I just thought I'd be better prepared mentally and emotionally. But I didn't expect to get a cop-out over a fucking TEXT MESSAGE at 28 fucking years old! I'm going to kill the pain the only way I know how. Liver, meet Captain Morgan. Captain Morgan, Liver. Now that we're all acquainted there's some solitary shithousing to get done.
Evidently iczorro beat me to the punch with the Julia Stiles pic, so here's this: Spoiler And some friends and I were discussing our first jobs. Mine was at a sporting goods store. We fucked around so much I didn't even care I only was making $6.50 an hour. Customers walk in to a foot hockey game? damn straight, complete with one coworker in full goalie gear. Betting foosball games with customers? hell yeah. aaah good times.
Let me cap of the night with awesomeness (pause randomly for funny faces): Pump it up pump it up, keep it going keep it going...
Well it's certainly her face, and a big-tit Kiera Knightley is something I think we'd all like to get behind...
Sooo my brothers (whom I've not seen in over a year, and almost seven months...long times for my family) are getting drunk together tonight. I'm incredibly jealous and have decided that if I can't join them physically, I'll do so spiritually. Of course, fulfilling this goal means that I'll be drinking vodka from a dixie cup, but fuck it.
Been drinking since I got off and went to the river at about 4PM EST. Walmart river raft $10 24 pack cheap beer: $14 Floating down the river for a couple hours with a kiddie raft holding beer: Awesome.
I bought Modern Warfare 2 like 8 months ago. I am finally playing it. I will soon be too drunk to aim.
me too. hey-oh! well, off to the bar for a friend's 21st. hopefully I don't make any poor life decisions at last call. but whiskey's involved, so the odds are stacked against me. I'll see you in the alcoholics thread monday.
BBQ ribs. 1/2 blender ice. 1/4 blender limeade. 1/4 blender vodka. Baby in bed. COD-MW2 with the older boys. Awesome. (god I'm old)
Ok, The beerfest in Boston pretty much kicked ass, I was SUPER impressed with The Duck-Rabbit Craft Brewery, probably my favorite brewer at this time. My updated top beers are Duck-Rabbit Brewery - Milk Stout (first time consumed tonight) Duck-Rabbit Brewery - Russian Imperial Stout (first time consumed tonight) Left Hand Brewery - Milk Stout (first time consumed tonight) Lancaster Brewery - Milk stout Portsmouth Brewery - Oatmeal Stout Samuel Smith - Oatmeal Stout There's more, but I'm too drunk and giddy to think about it. I've also confirmed my ridiculous dark beer bias and realized that my favorite beer is a either milk stout (new love) or oatmeal stout (loved for years). Frebis, I know you were there too, love to hear your input. Lastly, they served a lot of overpriced food besides their $7 pulled pork sandwich where the pork was sitting in beer for days... I want another one now and am willing to kill a man for just a taste
Maltob, Have you been to Q yet in Hali? new place, and actually a good place go towards the end of the night and they just end up loading you up with free shit... pulled pork with double the meat and 3 sides (got sweet potato fries, corn on the cob, and potato salad) all for ten bucks. also fuck argyle that place was shiiiiiiiiiity tonight
I just got back to my friends apartment. Today was one of the greatest days of my life. First of all, I volunteered for the first session of the ACBF. Guess what my assignment was? I poured beers for Oskar blues brewery. Which is my favorite brewery. This was a dream come true. My other friends volunteering had fun jobs like directing traffic and bathroom monitor. There was only one problem with this. beeradvocate.com ran the event. On all of the volunteers name tags they lister our real name, and our username. Three different people recognized "Frebis". I like to seperate my online life from my real life. Thank god no one else mentioned their username. That would have just been wierd. The second session I was drinking. I will have to get out my list tomorrow to type out all my favorites. Being around beer enthusiasts, and not seeing a bunch of fucks sipping on budwieser all night was awesome. Most of my friends dont understand my love of craft beer. Today I was surrounded by my people. Im also shocked by boston liquor laws. Can I smoke on the patio at the bar? No. Do we have to be off the patio bar at 11? yes. I doint understand.