Frebis I hope I find you in some shitty bar somewhere with a "Hi, my name is Frebis" sticker on your chest. So tonight ended well, went to a bar with a couple friends and had a good time. I only spent like 10 bucks too and got really drunk! Woopee!!
Best friend's birthday/new roommates bonding itme! Wooooooo! One of the roomates boyfriend's introduced himself to me as "OBnoxious Andrew" What a treat he will be to have around our house....
Week two mother fuckers. I just wanted to say: You all make my week about twixe as innteresting asd it usually is. Cheers to keystone.
hoooooooooley sheeeeit biryjhday plans fell through. went out with some buddies that i haven't seen in like three years got two numbers from some pretty ladies i'm drunk
Everybody keeps telling me about Eminem's new album. I hear the name "Recovery" bruited about. Is this the newest one? Relapse is old now? People are raving. Tell me it's good. I want to hear that it's good.
What the fuck? Ever go to one of them kick bakcs where everyome is drinking smirnoff? Fuck this. Thank you for keystone!!! Thank you. Where do we go from here?
Anything to do with Bros Icing Bros? A truly retarded movement, but I'm surprised it's already been... Iced. (man, that pun hurt me a little)
Did you notice if people still had their user-names at night? I only noticed real names on tags, maybe you complained to the right person or something, but yeah, that's creepy. This is probably the first time (other than a brewery tour) where I've been surrounded by people who all like good beer and aren't just drinking to get drunk. A very pleasant experience, I'm definitely coming back next year. New England in general, even my beloved New Hampshire, has stupid fucking laws when it comes to alcohol, especially public drinking. Lot's of tight asses that hate fun I guess
Getting ready to CLEAN this house. However, that means throwing open all the windows and the curtains. Which means I have to put on pants. *sigh* The stuff I have to do in my life, I swear. So unfair. And how have we come so far in the "hot short hair" debate without mentioning Pink? Shame on us all. NSFW
Well it's certainly her face, and a big-tit Kiera Knightley is something I think we'd all like to get behind...[/quote] There are two celebrities that are in dire need of implants. Kiera Knightley and Gwen Stefani Woe is me
You could have added Kate hudson to that list but I guess she got that taken care of. Personally I think Gwen Stefani is fine how she is. Too much wine last night. First hangover in ages. Trying to remember if the greasy food cravings that hangovers bring should be satisfied or not. Will it just end up making me feel worse?
Hahaha, I had never heard about that icing shit. Truly hilarious. Wish I could have taken part, all of my "icings" would have been at really awkward times, "Ice" in the medicine cabinet next to the toothpaste in the morning, "Ice" in the bookbag when you get to class, "Ice" wrapped up and opened on Christmas morning. Oh yeah.
Gotta be the most homo thing I've ever seen/read/heard of at college. I thought it was the whole popped collar thing, but this takes the fucking...ICE. Ha, I'm clever.
Well this weekend has gone from fun to shitty in a hurry. Yesterday a buddy came over with two racks of ribs and helped me do some yard work. We took turns between the gas trimmer and the pressure-washer, drank a case of beer, and just generally hung out and had some good eats. This morning I get up and see that some unscrupulous, cock-sucking faggot, has made off with my bike. He (or she - I'm an equal-opportunity hater) had better hope I don't find him/her, because if I do there will be a severe fucking beating. Does no one have respect for the four Man Guidelines anymore? You don't fucking touch another mans: Last Beer Last Cigarette Woman Ride Ever. End of discussion. </rant>
I have buddy who went to Virginia Tech and his school buddies started him on that shit a little while ago. It really is just another way for douchey frat boys to boast about yet another useless endeavor in their lives. Im wondering what the official rules would say if I knocked the damn drink out of your hand and kicked you in the nuts for thinking the game is fun....?
Closed down the bar and left with a random girl. Got a ride back to the bar this morning for my car, had a beer and a shot and now I'm going back to said bar!!
You'd think they would choose a drink less gay (i would go with Vodka in pickle brine a.k.a "The Vomit Banger"), but douchebags will be douchebags. I used to play a similar game, except instead of making them drink a shitty cooler, you lash them HARD across the back of the legs/head with a strip of Hotwheelz racing track when they're not looking (we were a lot tougher back in those days). Then, you scream at him in front of everyone in view for being a faggot. More painful, more funny. That, and you don't have the embarassment of being arrested by a so-called "rent-a-cop", who are just above Live Bait Peddler on the job food chain.
Yo, you dudes need some tits? Man, I need some new friends. None of these bitches be lettin' me honk their tits or nothin'. And I've got hella gentleman skills about it and everything!