Funny Rep Comments

For my post regarding Eyes Wide Shut:

That movie was a big let-down. I took a girl to see it when I was in highschool, and I didn't get laid afterwards; it has nothing to do with the movie, but it didn't make a good impression. - DixieBandit

 

For the post regarding Kim Kardashian being aesthetically pleasing but overall revolting

I swear to Allah, we need to create a website like Shit my Dad says for Crown Royal and just repost what this fucker says.

 

For comparing the Chilean miners to Fallout 3, JoeCanada sent me this:

If you've played the game before, you'd know how funny this is.

 

For my totally rational anger and hatred:

I'm really not sure if this was a joke or not, and if it wasn't... who the hell is actually attracted to the Jonas Brothers that isn't 14?

 

For my post about a Roman Polanski movie having good pacing:

Not sure if he's disgusted with the pedophilia or just the fucking.

 

For this post

Haha, my first red dot

 

For my several rants about how drained I am now that university started again.

"waaaaa woe is me I get out to party several nights a week and get laid all the time." If I was Les Grossman I'd hire a key grip to punch you in the face. - carrymehome

 

Durbs, FTW:

 

For my recent post in the Networking With Idiots thread. I said I hadn't gotten any responses last time I posed a similar question. big B's rep might be a little too rage filled to be taken as a joke, but it made me laugh anyway.

 

For my rant: "What's worse than fleas?"
I answered: "Nothing."

You answered:
"Bedbugs, homeboy. Bedbugs are far, far worse."
"Fleas on your nuts."
"Bedbugs. With bedbugs you just have to burn everything you own."
"bedbugs are way worse."

You know why bedbugs aren't worse? I don't have bedbugs, I have fleas. That's why.

redbullgreygoose answered:
"What about an orderless poison that slowly kills you by shrinking your penis until your heart fails three months later?"

Okay, that might be worse. I don't hate you, redbull.

 

For my pseudo-tyraid against an unnamed RMMB:

Let me guess. Silly Little Fag?- Nitwit
You picked a fight with slf huh?- Durbanite
sillylittlefreak, I presume?- KIMaster

Was that Frogs? I hate that place.- rbz90

So you are suggesting TheBunny had a penis?- Kubla Kahn

Swing and a miss, friends. I'm guessing I'm one of very, VERY few that never actually had a problem with Bunny or SLF. To answer I can't name names, so we'll say it rhymes with "Diet Coke Head"

 

For my rave about getting a date with the hottest chick I know:

E. Tuffman

Mike Ness

Gator

Someone give these guys another cup of Haterade, they chugged the last one.

 

In response to my post on enjoying a girly twist on pumpkin beer:

Hate all you want, it was delicious and I will no doubt be drinking it again before the season is over. I don't care how gay that makes me seem.

 

For my Awkward Moments post:

In response to my Linkin Park/Maroon 5 inspired rant/rave:

 

I'm a sucker for a good quote, so was delighted when I received this rep in response to one of my professors being John Malkovich

 

Ha, you guys made my day today. For my R&R last night:

A couple that made me laugh during class:

 

For my last post in the Always Sunny in Philadelphia thread, KIMaster put:

I'll give him this: this man is COMMITTED to giving me red dots to go through the thread and count the number of disparaging posts about the show.

 

In the R&R Thread, I wrote:

Some of you responded with:

And, my favorite:

Oh yeah, you're all fucking hilarious. But, I'll show you -- I'm going to spend up all your social security money. Now excuse me while I go to the early bird special.

 

No idea what this is in response to. It has nothing to do with my post:

 

My red dot from the pet thread of my Starburst Baboon Tarantula: http://www.theidiotboard.com/messageboard/viewtopic.php?f=3&p=77077#p77077

MateFeedKillRepeat

You got me dude. Considering my spider came from this shop in Wales through the exotic pet store I buy from. They wouldn't take a picture of a spider they were selling and put it on the interwebs would they? Who the fuck wants pictures before they buy?

Dumbfuck.