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Funny Rep Comments

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by iczorro, Oct 23, 2009.

  1. $100T2

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    When I posted the "All I Want for Christmas" thread, I jokingly suggested a TiB Secret Santa, and Misanthropic replied with:

    Can't figure out which I'd rather have...
     
  2. PIMPTRESS

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    For this post http://www.theidiotboard.com/messageboard/viewtopic.php?f=3&p=77860#p77860 I got these comments. Perverted Bastards, haha.

    CharlesJohnson-
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    and extra special...

    ZJB-
    Don't worry, boys, there are women who might be interested...

    Pinkcup-
    Dcc001-
     
  3. Jimmy James

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    When life gives you the choice between a slumpbuster or blu-ray, according to TiB, self-respect and dignity take a backseat.

    I agreed. Plus I managed to sneak out and watch The Dark Knight in glorious hi-definition and surround sound.

    I also had 3 affronts to my manhood when I posted this.
    A guy who had his car shipped here from Hawaii. A straight guy. I put my dick in a what amounted to a jar of roast beef ugliness. If that doesn't make me straight, I don't know what does.

    A foot in some places, you snarky Pacific Northwest hating trollop. Then it cleared up. Then everything froze. Now my car doors are sealed shut. Enjoy being in a region famous for inbreeding and Jesus!
     
  4. Juice

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  5. Frank

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    On this post.

    I actually say that whenever I bring people to the farm, unfortunately they're all dairy only cows.

    Notice that you're only seeing the front half of the cow.

    Who are you kidding? Everyone loves me.
     
  6. Mike Ness

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    For one of my "old movie reviews" this moron neg repped me with this.

    Pretensious ratings. Whats wrong with 6.1/6.2, douchbag? TOKEN

    I gave the film a (6.125) because I use increments of .125 or for those of us who are not Mathematicians 1/8th, probably because I'm a banker.

    I'm pretty sure he spelled pretentious wrong, and I know he spelled douche-bag wrong.
     
  7. T0KEN

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  8. scotchcrotch

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    There you go Ballsack, you primed this just for the funny rep board. Not funny, but you get an A for effort.



    Durej's rep on my comment about the upcoming movie Black Swan.

    Touche
     
  9. abneretta

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    In response to this post.
    Fuck you guys, I like Kevin Costner.

    For this post about watching Lonesome Dove.
    Regarding me winning the bet with hotwheelz.
    You don't realize how funny it is to see a picture of Jamaal Charles as his profile picture. It makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.
     
  10. hoju

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    I said:

    And the winner of the Honesty Award goes to...

     
  11. ex Animo

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    Drama over an avatar change?

    Where the hell is DCH anyway? If he comes back, I'll change it.
     
  12. Dread

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  13. Crazy Wolf

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    It's pretty easy to see where the board's mind is, when they read this rant:

    I was under the impression that "military officer" involved slightly less anal bleeding.
     
  14. RCGT

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    I really don't know what to make of this. Red dot for this post:

    Hello, I'm KIMaster and I leave red dots disagreeing with things I don't know about.
     
  15. KIMaster

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    Focus-

    I have gotten some funny ones recently, of both colors. Might not be as humorous to those who don't follow basketball, but I liked this rep comment from Gator in response to a post about the LeBron-less Cavs;

     
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    In reference to my assertion that one needs to be drunk to fuck a fat girl:

     
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  18. Aetius

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    I just got a green rep from Aetius:

    "Wow, thanks for cleaning up the Funny Rep thread, bitching about rep wars back and forth is totally lame"
     
  19. hoju

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    I asked in the Can someone help me with this? thread:
    I got from Nom Chompsky:

    Well played.
     
  20. Nettdata

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    Life is imitating art now.

     
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