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Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by iczorro, Oct 23, 2009.

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  1. D26

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    For my post asking how to "naturally" get rid of the weeds, bugs, and rabbits around our house, because my wife won't let me use chemicals:

    You, sir, have given me a perfect recommendation for my wife.
     
    #281 D26, May 20, 2011
  2. shegirl

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    Frank had the balls to post something he knew he shouldn't so I banned him for a day. It was more a joke than anything else. It's here if anyone cares. Anyway Solaris here decided to take it upon himself to tell me the following:
    And you really need to steer clear of me. I don't like you, you know that. Are you that dumb? Actually never mind, yes you are, no punctuation or caps.

    Whereas Frank who got the ban and has a sense of humor left me this:
    I would never deny that fact kind Sir.
     
    #282 shegirl, May 23, 2011
  3. Flagrant

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    This happened a bit ago, but I never posted it. I recently got a job as a "Mudlogger" and a few of you seem to be slightly confused on what it may entail.

    I am not infact a gay, fudgepacking, pipeunclogging manual laboror, although all of it kind of gave me a chuckle. I analyze rocks all day. It's boring, but better than pounding male ass on the regular.
     
    #283 Flagrant, May 25, 2011
  4. Juice

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    After I mentioned the usefulness of smartphones for going on the board:

     
    #284 Juice, May 26, 2011
  5. Dread

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    #285 Dread, May 28, 2011
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    Another from Roxanne

    True but the flooded basement would just ruin my fiery pet. But I guess everything above would be "Taken care of" so to speak.
     
    #286 Durej, May 28, 2011
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    #287 Roxanne, May 29, 2011
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    Wow, you know you've hit rock bottom when Ballsack calls you an attention whore.
     
    #288 Sicnevol, May 30, 2011
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    In response to me getting my shit together, and getting in shape...

    Really? I thought you all cared about my well-being and my feelings.

    Every time I go grocery shopping, I tell my husband that the fruit and vegetable aisles make me sweat a little. To a hammer, everything looks like a nail. And to a sex addict, everything looks like a sex toy.
     
    #289 hooker, May 31, 2011
  10. Rob4Broncos

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    I was really bored when I posted this as a joke, but evidently the sarcasm wasn't overt enough, because I received a couple concerned replies:

    I referenced Joe DiMaggio and FDR's New Deal as if they were current. I figured that would have been pretty obvious.

    And no, I don't have polio.
     
    #290 Rob4Broncos, May 31, 2011
  11. hoju

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    I said this:
    Roy Jones said this:
    I obviously didn't mean it like that, but now wish I had.
     
    #291 hoju, Jun 5, 2011
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    In regards to my post-graduation Summer plans:

    Don't know why, but this made me chuckle. Maybe because it would be a scene out of a Bruce Willis movie, or something.
     
    #292 ex Animo, Jun 13, 2011
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    In response to my post about the women's bathroom.
     
    #293 Omegaham, Jun 13, 2011
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    Hahahahahahaha. Post largely irrelevant.

     
    #294 AlmostGaunt, Jun 17, 2011
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    Post irrelevant

    Welp, now that song's going to be in my head all day...
     
    #295 Angel_1756, Jun 19, 2011
  16. iczorro

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    From "AlmostGaunt" in response to my praise of Scootah:
    He wouldn't want me, I'm too hairy...
     
    #296 iczorro, Jun 23, 2011
  17. Rob4Broncos

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    In response to the name of the vBulletin theme that I suggested for this place's new look, "Blue Steel":

    And my favorite:

     
    #297 Rob4Broncos, Jun 24, 2011
  18. dixiebandit69

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    Over the months I'd forgotten about this thread.

    Here's a good one from one of the confused young men on the board, fuzzzy:

    I bet you think "pegging" isn't gay either.
     
    #298 dixiebandit69, Jun 24, 2011
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    Wise words. Should have heeded them. Were it not for the 24 oz. can of beer in between her heel and my face, I would have five less teeth right now.

    The beer was not so fortunate.
     
    #299 Beefy Phil, Jun 27, 2011
  20. MoreCowbell

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    You guys are jerks. But funny jerks. From my post saying that the girl I lost my virginity to died less than a year later:

    Not that I noticed....

    ....Probably.
     
    #300 MoreCowbell, Jun 28, 2011
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