For my post in the Drunk and Rant and Rave threads about my misadventures with a slightly troubled woman, I received reps which could drop neatly into the 'Guide to Men and Women' thread. AudreyMonroe says, sensibly "I think the answer is that if this girl is telling you all this shit the first time you're meeting her you need to RUN FAR, FAR AWAY.", while Judas says "Does she know where you live? Because I say bang her somewhere else and cut off all contact." Danger Boy takes a slightly different approach, suggesting "You should punch her and then ignore her calls and texts. That'll make her good and wet." I'm almost certain he's right, but sometimes you just have to prefer faith to empirical evidence.
In response to my post about disliking various stupid terms for the internet here: <a class="postlink-local" href="http://www.theidiotboard.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=137964#p137964" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">viewtopic.php?f=1&p=137964#p137964</a> Rei sent me this great comic link: <a class="postlink" href="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/interblag.png" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/interblag.png</a>
Dixie commenting on me witnessing stupidity with gunpowder... This makes me imagine something like a young Ricky from Trailer Park Boys clutching his smoldering sideburns and shouting "Shit! Shit! My sideburns!"
For my post in the "can't take you seriously because you said that word" thread. Touche my good man. But, my fate is not decided yet. If I don't get my wings then it will be an EPIC FAIL, if I do, then hooray!
From my post in the RR thread and I assume also the Geek thread: I plan to give everyone an erection and do absolutely nothing about it. AHAHAHA!
For the post about my boring Night Stand Drawer: Maybe I deserved the red for being so boring. I'm a borderline sociopath when it comes to sex, but I just can't get over my complete lack of interest in toys. I like sticking to fingers, tongues, and dick. Sue me!
Some golden comments recently: For my post about giving away our toys to the ex-FWB but hanging onto a single piece of rope by mistake, Firefnd1982 sent "Don't do it bro!" For the Bowie In Space video, Roxanne sent "I laughed so hard I almost threw up. I think that's a good thing. I always thought about going to space but I think it's full of giant robotic space squids and I'm not okay with any of that." I have no idea what she's talking about or what she's smoking but it cracks me up every time. Hahahahaha. For my post threatening to jump out a window if Scootah said his steel anal hook was for suspension, Dyson004 comforted me by saying "Don't worry. He'll catch you with his steel anal hook." I'm laughing and deeply disturbed at the same time.
This one gave me a chuckle. Thanks D26... For my reply to Chellie in the drunk thread about getting laid.
For my Rant about the fiance getting jealous from the slammer, Gator threw this green my way: "What a hypocrite. He can have all the shower rape he wants and you cant even dabble in some casual recreational lesbianism? You think that a guy married to the dude with the most cigarettes would be more mellow."
For this post, showing a picture of where I'm camping this weekend: Bastards. It's a lake! At a campground. Not everyone needs sand! Why must you make me feel so inferior? Now I'm going to sulk all weekend about not being able to build a sandcastle. I'll have to cry to myself and make inukshuk's instead.
In response to: (I don't know how to find the post number and shit and quote that) I got these: And to top them off,
From <a class="postlink-local" href="http://www.theidiotboard.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&p=144846#p144846" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">viewtopic.php?f=3&p=144846#p144846</a> Gator gets right to the point
In response to my post I received some very nice and supportive rep comments that helped cheer me up. And this one was amusing:
Admitting I sleep in pajamas. Oh, yeah, you're hilarious. They're not frikkin footie pajamas! They're like, adult size and everything. And, I'm not telling if they have train engines on them or not. So there. Now give me back my blanket.
CharlesJohnson on swimming with sharks: If you shit yourself, the shark will not attack. Truth. Nobody likes a mouth full of shit.