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Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by iczorro, Oct 23, 2009.

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  1. D26

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    For my post about my wife giving me a constant stream of shit today:

    She makes more money than me, so technically, I own half her shit. GO UPSIDE!
     
    #341 D26, Oct 9, 2011
  2. Misanthropic

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    From bewildered:

    This wouldn't be the first time I've heard that.
     
    #342 Misanthropic, Oct 12, 2011
  3. Bundy Bear

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    #343 Bundy Bear, Oct 12, 2011
  4. RCGT

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    I said I had gin, tonic & hot sauce.
    Terrible.
     
    #344 RCGT, Oct 15, 2011
  5. AlmostGaunt

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    For my post querying the propensity of a given woman's nipples to flaccidity, I received an outpouring of support.

    First was the sage and compassionate advice from jrczj,
    but that was followed by some calming words from Nett;
    I did get some legitimately good advice from a poster who shall remain nameless (thank you!). Overall, though, I think I'd have to say that my favourite comment was this:
    And suddenly all is right with the world...
     
    #345 AlmostGaunt, Oct 16, 2011
  6. BrianH

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    All from Ballsack, over the last few days. He's a gem, where he makes jokes I don't get, and then points out my jab at Negril, where he's getting married (known for swinger clubs).

    A better one, where he points out that he's better than me. Again.

     
    #346 BrianH, Oct 17, 2011
  7. Bundy Bear

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    This was for something I wrote about the All Blacks/Wallabies world cup semi on the rant and rave thread.

    Haha! Just as long as Quade fucking Cunthead leaves the pitch weeping like the little bitch he is!! Woot! Go ABs! Brengsek

    Quade Blooper certainly did get made to look like a litte bitch.
     
    #347 Bundy Bear, Oct 17, 2011
  8. Pussy Galore

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    Made only more amusing by the fact that this was essentially the suggestion Chater made in chat.
     
    #348 Pussy Galore, Oct 17, 2011
  9. Rob4Broncos

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    #349 Rob4Broncos, Oct 20, 2011
  10. The Village Idiot

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    I get quite a few comments, and I have been remiss in sharing some funny stuff.

    For this post.

    Negotiation is always appropriate. Especially for services of this kind.

    I'm starting to worry about you people.

    I knew I was forgetting something.

    The amount of people that know the going rate for a hit man is highly disturbing. Yet somehow appropriate with this bunch.
     
    #350 The Village Idiot, Oct 24, 2011
  11. AlmostGaunt

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    Hahahaha. For my post about my increased stamina/morbid fear of pregnancy, I received two gems:

    Good advice! But the award for most amazing rep goes to this:

    There is so much gold in this that I laugh out loud at different points each time I read it.
     
    #351 AlmostGaunt, Oct 27, 2011
  12. RCGT

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    Prophetic.
     
    #352 RCGT, Nov 1, 2011
  13. Bundy Bear

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    For my post about accidentally erasing my HD.

    correction : porn PeaMan

    Good thing you got all your porn back. slothers


    Funnily enough there isn't any porn on there, that's what all the porn tube websites are for.
     
    #353 Bundy Bear, Nov 3, 2011
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    #354 xrayvision, Nov 3, 2011
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    From Pinkcup in response to my post in the child beating thread:

     
    #355 hotwheelz, Nov 4, 2011
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    For my Bikini post"
    For my question about Jack Daniels Honey:
     
    #356 shimmered, Nov 8, 2011
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    #357 Elset, Nov 11, 2011
  18. StayFrosty

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    A collection from the past weeks:

    Post irrelevant:
    Hmm, not sure what he's trying to say here, but I think he doesn't like Ohio.

    For this emo post

    "I feel like i just got rick rolled by clicking on that fucking spoiler" -Slothers
    "Man up dude, so what if nobody likes you and you have a penis injury... actually wait... that does suck." - Joe Canada
    "At least you touched boobies that one time. Oh wait, those were your moms, I forgot." -Zyron

    Thanks for the laughs, guys.
     
    #358 StayFrosty, Nov 13, 2011
  19. D26

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    For my Rave about my wife and I having a girl:

    "Do you have the gun picked out yet? The one you'll be using in 16 years." Fleafly
    "Congrats! You've won sleepless nights, pregnancy scares, and the anticipation of what she will bring home to meet you!!!! Don't worry, you've got about 13 years to die and avoid it all. Good luck!!!" Village Idiot
    "I'm sorry. (But happy for you all the same.) I don't know if I could handle raising a girl. Every guy that looks at her I'd want to punch in the face." Judas
    "Enjoy sitting on your porch with a shotgun as soon as she turns 13." Jimmy Jones

    Apparently, lots of dudes on this board are hoping never to have girls. I have considered the NRA membership, though.

    Finally, this one made me laugh out loud:

    "You misspelt 'Rant'" from AlmostGaunt.
     
    #359 D26, Nov 22, 2011
  20. Rush-O-Matic

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    This is the only rep I've gotten that gave me an erection. For this post, one of the TiBbettes wrote:

    We've got a YouTube thread around here somewhere . . .
     
    #360 Rush-O-Matic, Nov 30, 2011
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