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Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by iczorro, Oct 23, 2009.

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  1. Creelmania

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    For the picture of my double bike:
    Sometimes even the red dots can make ya laugh.
     
    #21 Creelmania, Dec 11, 2009
  2. Supertramp

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    For my rant about some guy I don't like:

    BlueDog: Want me to fight him in the face?

    For my rave that I'm performing standup:

    Rob4Broncos: "Have you guys heard about this cold weather in Ottowa? WHAT'S UP WITH THAT???"

    Psychodyne: Good luck! Break a leg and all that. Oh! And don't forget, if they aren't laughing you are an unfunny failure. But don't get all nervous. Even when it's obvious you suck. Good luck again!

    Psychodyne is an expert in compliment-sandwiching.
     
    #22 Supertramp, Dec 11, 2009
  3. Now Slappy

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    From Crown Royal on my post in the Weekend Drunk Thread :

    Interesting, seeing as I'm now on my second 20oz vodka and soda. The night could be looking up!
     
    #23 Now Slappy, Dec 12, 2009
  4. Crown Royal

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    From scotchcrotch for spelling check "cheque":

     
    #24 Crown Royal, Dec 18, 2009
  5. Benzilla

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    Ballsack got butthurt for this post.

    Hey, at least he used proper punctuation.
     
    #25 Benzilla, Dec 18, 2009
  6. Crazy Wolf

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    In response to my concerns about attracting bears here

     
    #26 Crazy Wolf, Dec 20, 2009
  7. ssycko

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    Ballsack likes to search through my older posts when I give him a red dot, and respond in kind. He gets INTERNET MAD because he knows everybody knows he's a joke.

    When I asked where I could get custom body pillow screen prints, katokoch responded:

    I lol'd.
     
    #27 ssycko, Dec 21, 2009
  8. Dcc001

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    It's hard enough to make it look like you're working on Christmas Eve Day, but when this PM greets you in the morning:

    Barking laughter in a silent office draws attention.
     
    #28 Dcc001, Dec 24, 2009
  9. iczorro

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    For a picture of me I put up in the Christmas drunk thread:

     
    #29 iczorro, Dec 25, 2009
  10. PIMPTRESS

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    For my pic in the Xmas drunk thread..

    Thanks, buddy. Haha
     
    #30 PIMPTRESS, Dec 25, 2009
  11. MoreCowbell

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    Grind on me owing hotwheelz $50

    He can. Just very slowly, and only on paved surfaces.
     
    #31 MoreCowbell, Dec 26, 2009
  12. kuhjäger

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    On Jägerette's gift to the board:

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    Jägerette says: "tell them to shut up. I have a clit, and I am going to touch it."
     
    #32 kuhjäger, Dec 26, 2009
  13. annabanana

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    From PIMPTRESS re: my posting my tits.

    Thanks for compliment and now, let's see your tits.
     
    #33 annabanana, Dec 28, 2009
  14. The Village Idiot

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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    For this post:

    From Blue Dog:

    I always thought it stood for 'Vaginal Imperator.' The Latin word Imperator was a title originally roughly equivalent to commander during the period of the Roman Republic. That's right, 'Pussy Commander.'

    According to my wife, VI stands for 'Vaginally Inexperienced.'

    Tomato, Tomahto.
     
    #34 The Village Idiot, Dec 29, 2009
  15. iczorro

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    I know it's not super funny, but it made me laugh out loud in my drunken state. In response to this post of fake tits on my head.

     
    #35 iczorro, Dec 30, 2009
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    #36 CharlesJohnson, Jan 3, 2010
  17. Supertramp

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    You people are predictable

    For my post.
    "Rave: Last night TheVirgin and I finally progressed our relationship. It was my first BJ in 6 months, so yeah, I'm happy."

    Dmix3 - "So did you band-aid or ace bandage the back of her head once you skeeted?" That's another funny story, but I'm not at liberty to discuss that now. Maybe next week.
    NMW - "Did you swallow?" Shoulda seen this coming.*
    Dcc001 - "Make sure to tell her you posted about it." Yeah like it makes a difference that some moron on the net is bragging about getting a blowjob. Why don't you go and talk about your tits some more?
    PIMPTRESS - "did she practice over New Years?" Nope, I misunderstood the nature of her message. Also, it was a huge family gathering, none of them ventured off with strangers.

    *pun!
     
    #37 Supertramp, Jan 6, 2010
  18. Danger Boy

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    For my video on the YouTube thread:
    "Its not funny to make fun of Shegirl and her friends like that." -Kubla Kahn

    Baaaaahahahahahaha!
     
    #38 Danger Boy, Jan 6, 2010
  19. shegirl

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    Motherfuckers. You're both banned for the day. Suck it. Besides, I'm demure, delicate and don't like pingponging off of landbeasts. I'm tall but they all still outweigh me by tons*.

    *See what I did there?
     
    #39 shegirl, Jan 7, 2010
  20. Nettdata

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    HA!
     
    #40 Nettdata, Jan 16, 2010
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