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Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by iczorro, Oct 23, 2009.

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  1. PIMPTRESS

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    For Mr. P's fantasy...


    If that comes true, well....that sucks, because I can't do that.
     
    #381 PIMPTRESS, Dec 31, 2011
  2. StayFrosty

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    For my recent R&R post about fat chicks and online dating, Frank gave me this little bit:

    Amusingly below the belt.
     
    #382 StayFrosty, Dec 31, 2011
  3. slothers

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    I posted something on the rant page about having boner issues and some of it pertained to performance anxiety that let to a horrible night of attempted sex. I got a couple helpful responses and this one:

    From Rei -
     
    #383 slothers, Jan 23, 2012
  4. Brengsek

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    For my hate to the "Happy New Year" TiB-Slogan (or promoting Aristotle), I got these:

    From Peruvian Soup and Nom respectively. So, in that vein: Gong Xi Fa Cai, bitches!
     
    #384 Brengsek, Jan 23, 2012
  5. Noland

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    For my R & R concerning little girl birthdays and murder I received the following:

    On occasion I hear what a different breed of people we are that populate this Board and then I receive something like the above and realize that while we may think differently from the general public we are essentially a group of like minded individuals. Like a degenerate kibbutz.
     
    #385 Noland, Jan 26, 2012
  6. katokoch

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    This is best out of context.

     
    #386 katokoch, Jan 28, 2012
  7. Brengsek

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    Scootah's take on cap'n Schettino:

     
    #387 Brengsek, Feb 2, 2012
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    #388 Renholder, Feb 3, 2012
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    For this,
    Pinkcup gave me this gem,

     
    #389 Bundy Bear, Feb 8, 2012
  10. McSmallstuff

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    From Sewer Pig on my post about prefering alcohol, and smokes to the drugs listed in the "bet you cant have just one" thread."

     
    #390 McSmallstuff, Feb 9, 2012
  11. dixiebandit69

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    Crown Royal sent me this bizarre comment (possibly while high) a few weeks ago for this post in the Kodak thread.

    Speaking of recycled whiz, I was watching "Waterworld" awhile back, and I had a question:

    In the movie, Kevin Costner has a machine that converts his urine into potable water. If the machine can take all of the impurities out of urine, why doesn't he just run sea water through it and have all the drinking-water he wants?
    That has to be a better starting point than piss!
     
    #391 dixiebandit69, Feb 13, 2012
  12. Soonergal

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    #392 Soonergal, Feb 14, 2012
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    My prize for "most inappropriate rep since the reset" goes to Gator.

    For my Valentine's Day poem, I got...

     
    #393 Angel_1756, Feb 14, 2012
  14. Roxanne

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    For my post in the Bikini Thread:

    There are regular people on the internet!
     
    #394 Roxanne, Feb 15, 2012
  15. DannyMac

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    For my post ranting about how sore my ass is after doing deadlifts and squats again I got this one:

    Frankly, I am back in the gym so I can have the compliment of gay men finding me attractive again. I don't think Nom goes for the 15lbs of chewed bubblegum ass.
     
    #395 DannyMac, Feb 16, 2012
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    For my post wishing i could entertain myself as easily as my dog:

    I like where your heads are at... The caveat to my post should have obviously been: "For more than 5 minutes and/or more than a few times in a row without rubbing it red raw"
     
    #396 archer, Feb 19, 2012
  17. dixiebandit69

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    I got this from Crown Royal in the blowjob thread:

    Such a way with words, Mr. Royal. You should write greeting cards.
     
    #397 dixiebandit69, Feb 20, 2012
  18. dixiebandit69

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    Here are some good ones from my street sign picture in the Kodak thread:

    GTE:
    Rush-O-Matic:
    jrussellmikkelsen:
    Looks like I found out where Hipster Man lives!
     
    #398 dixiebandit69, Feb 21, 2012
  19. audreymonroe

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    I always forget to contribute to this thread. Here are some ones from what's currently on view:

    For my latest post in the pet thread where I said this: " and I was wearing a black men's sweatshirt " (don't know how to link to individual posts), Bewildered said:

    and now I can't stop reading it as a sweatshirt made for black men.

    For my suggestion to share our favorite political causes, Freecorps said:

    which I actually think is pretty advanced logic for a toddler.

    For my post assuming someone had jerked off to the "What's a period" video, Binary said:

    ...what?

    For reminding double you tee eff to be careful about knowing exactly where your webcam will capture on the "technology is making me retarded" thread, because he flashed us all during a hangout, he said:

    And then, the best way I have ever been seduced, hands down. By, who else? Charles Johnson.

    The post is irrelevant, even though it was kind of a weird one to get that kind of reaction from.
     
    #399 audreymonroe, Feb 23, 2012
  20. DannyMac

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    From JoeCanada for my post about going to Thailand:

     
    #400 DannyMac, Feb 27, 2012
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