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Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by iczorro, Oct 23, 2009.

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  1. Devils Advocate

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    These reps were for my post about the hellions destroying my office. These reps are exactly the reason why I love this board:

    Parker: "Not to late to abort them!"

    Katokoch: "Choke a bitch."

    Rush-O-Matic: "Was it a red stapler? I'm sorry for your loss."

    CharlesJohnson: "I'd punt those shits off that cliff in 300 where the undesirable children go. Then send the mother to Siberia. Or maybe launch her into the sun. I can't decide which would be more satisfying."

    Allord: "What you do: Take your lighter, carefully hacksaw the top off. Dump the kerosene into the crumpled vagina of an expense report and use the flint from the top of the lighter to ignite the vagina expense bomb, hurl at small children while loudly humming flight of the valkyries"

    I really do love this place.
     
    #401 Devils Advocate, Mar 2, 2012
  2. Bundy Bear

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    From Allord for this in the death thread. Durbanite: Going to get killed during a carjacking.

     
    #402 Bundy Bear, Mar 2, 2012
  3. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    When I posted in the Rant/Rave thread about making it 72 hours without a cigarette, I wrote:
    To which Nom Chompsky repped:
    "When asked how it felt to cast off the oppressive shackles of servitude, most slaved agreed that it was similar to going nearly half a week without a cigarette."
     
    #403 dubyu tee eff, Mar 3, 2012
  4. Danger Boy

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    For this:
    I got this:
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    #404 Danger Boy, Mar 7, 2012
  5. RCGT

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    For my post about wanting to erase the 80s:
    I cracked up.
     
    #405 RCGT, Mar 10, 2012
  6. iczorro

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    I put up a pic of my new girl sometime last week or maybe the week before. As it was following a bunch of other raves about the new girl, I got a deserved red from FreeCorps saying

    Today, I put up a pic of me from St. Patty's and got these:

    Hah. Thanks a lot...
     
    #406 iczorro, Mar 20, 2012
  7. PewPewPow

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    ... I changed it
    So Angel is a hot asian chick?
     
    #407 PewPewPow, Mar 24, 2012
  8. lust4life

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    For my post in the Drunk Thread Visualized, Angel got her hopes up...

    Trust me, if I had such a picture, it wouldn't be pretty, but thanks for the laugh!
     
    #408 lust4life, Mar 24, 2012
  9. rei

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    apparently my flirting skills leave much to be desired


     
    #409 rei, Mar 27, 2012
  10. PewPewPow

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    for posting this...
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    As luck would have it she's actually 22, so no pedo.

     
    #410 PewPewPow, Mar 29, 2012
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  11. Parker

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    For talking about movies with someone I should never talk about movies with.

     
    #411 Parker, Mar 29, 2012
  12. silway

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    Heh, it's kind of perfect that you posted that just before I got this:

    Gotta give him credit, I think that's a bankshot off me to hit you again.
     
    #412 silway, Mar 30, 2012
  13. rei

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    #413 rei, Mar 30, 2012
  14. Dcc001

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    The first line of my Are Children A Right Or A Privilege thread:

    Solaris' rep:

    Evidently, the Canadian governments of Calgary and Winnipeg had a huge hand in the Chilean coup of 1973. Oh, wait...that was the American CIA. My bad.
     
    #414 Dcc001, Apr 7, 2012
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    Rep from my post about my two cousins who firmly believe that blood type dictates what they can and can't eat.


    ...what the fucking fuck? MoreCowbell

    This is a thing? bewildered

    Your cousins are retarded. LessTalk MoreStab
     
    #416 Flat_Rate, Apr 10, 2012
  17. D26

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    That was the general concensus rep from all the baby-prep rants and raves. You are all an awesome group to vent/brag too, thanks much!

    To answer the question: she is a girl, and her name is Giulia (the Italian form of Julia).
     
    #417 D26, Apr 10, 2012
  18. hooker

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    Post is irrelevant. Red or green is irrelevant. Author is irrelevant.

    Best. Rep. Ever.
     
    #418 hooker, Apr 11, 2012
  19. Rob4Broncos

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    Responses to this within an hour of one another:

    And some sage advice from CharlesJohnson:

    Ah, violence in cartoons. Those were the days.
     
    #419 Rob4Broncos, Apr 23, 2012
  20. dixiebandit69

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    From Kubla Kahn for this post.

    Then there was this from Crazy Wolf:

    Just so there's no confusion, we were talking about Frebis.
     
    #420 dixiebandit69, Apr 23, 2012
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