For my post on the assumptions one can make regarding the drivers of 80's Camaros and T-Birds: Pimptress: whistle dixie... zzr: Oh, I see you've met Dixiebandit. gogators: Paging DixieBandit... Danger Boy: Here's a green dot to make up for the red one that Dixiebandit will inevitably give you. xrayvision: You sound like you're in love. You lost your virginity in one of these. Don't lie.
This post got me these: - Good idea! - shhhh....you'll piss off the feminist - God you're good at that. Smooth transitions every time. *Plays Smooth Operator* And, my favorite, because now I have my Halloween costume all planned: - I imagine you being a beggar in NYC holding a sign, "Will work for titties."
For my friendzone rant: You sir made my day, thank you. I'm not quite sure aside from being a guy who is currently 30-40lbs overweight. I may have just recieved some insight into my problem though.
For my post in the paleo thread: Actually I was only (lol, only) about 255 in that picture, but I still don't think I even looked that fat, it's probably a mixture of hard to see muscle and a big frame... or a giant fucking tumor somewhere.
For this, I got this: I can't help but laugh at the irony that is Durbanite poking fun at Ghetto's skills with women. Seriously. Laughing so hard.
From our favorite feisty feminist, for this post: I get: Blue Dog translated it! That actually translates to "if you don't mind". I swear, my name gets dragged through the mud.
For my post about reaching 4 years of sobriety: I didn't get that when I was drinking. Thanks to all the well-wishers!
For this post, Parker sent me this: Hell, if it were that easy to get the Boobie thread updated, I'd have admitted that long ago. I mean, I like to do a lot of the things Lesbians do, so we have that in common. Well, except I don't play softball anymore. I usually keep my rep quotes anonymous - I don't know why, just seems personal - but, Parker got mad at me one time for not giving him credit. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!
Rave: Last night got to have a really good catch up session with friends I hadn't been in touch with for too long. Got to really get recent stuff off my chest which was a relief, and indulged in movie talk with my movie buff mate. Rant: I don't feel good at all. I got a taxi home last night that I don't remember, and I woke up on the loungeroom floor with my kid. EDIT: Oh shit! Unless a mod chooses otherwise, I'll leave this up. I am really hung over.
I got a couple of good ones for my post about how print media needs to die; I also got a green dot which said; By anyone else, this would be a forgettable rep comment. However, the person who wrote it was none other than hotwheelz, which makes it hilarious and awesome.
For my post in the celebrity I would like to fuck thread mentioning Eva Angelina, Crown Royal sent me this gem.
Got several good ones recently . . . For the post of the bruise on my leg here I got the following: Which is extra funny to me, because I specifically retook the photo with my boxers on, because my calf (which is what you see there) looked so much like I had a "sack in shot" moment when I took it the first time. Then for my rave on hitting my goal weight I got several great ones: The sad part is that due to wrestling I always think of myself in weight classes no matter what. Not funny, but worth answering publicly instead of in a PM . . . I started frequenting both the Paleo and Workout/Exercise threads again (I used to hang a good bit on the workout thread back on the RMMB days). In February I restarted Mike's Beginner Program and started counting calories. I went full on Paleo with a Whole30 routine for the month of April and have stuck as paleo as I could since that point in time. I supplemented my lifting regimen with cardio, mostly swimming, but as the weight came down and my joints go strong I started running again as well because it can come with me on work travel. I try to never run more than a 5K as I don't think it's good for your joints beyond that. Sweat, pain, and sacrifice are the initial name of the game, but eventually it becomes sweat and satisfaction.
For the Central Casting thread regarding one of my posts. A red dot from the poster themself: "I'm sorry, but I feel infinitely more insulted than if you had called me the fucking worst scum in the history of mankind!" And then from others: "That is dead fucking on" "PERFECT" "Ha ha ha ha perfect. You just made my day." and my favorite "YES! That twerp can suck my dickuh ucka ucka. what what!" Guess this person has a lack of self awareness.
For the above from KIMaster, as you wish sir.... "It's the FUNNY rep comment topic, not "brag about how many people agree with me".Even my reply wasn't that funny, let alone the three "I agree"s and the one person (presumably) quoting the show.Feel free to post my username or be way more insulting, but try to be funny next time." And what is humorous (although obviously not to you so I doubt that you will find this one any funnier than the last), is that others seem to be in on the joke, but you aren't. "I bet he red dotted you for this post too." "I'm guessing by the use of an exclamation point that it was KIMaster." "The funny thing is that his self awareness is so low, yet everyone reading that rep knows who it is like *that*"