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Funny Rep Comments

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by iczorro, Oct 23, 2009.

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  1. mav_ian

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    My anti-kiwi rant stomped on Bundy Bear's toes:
    The day after Ole King Crowe threw the phone, I distinctly remember a conversation between my other wannabe Aussie writers friends about how frustrating international calling is, and that in the same situation, we'd smash the phone too. Besides, that was like ten years ago, let it go. You can have the All Blacks, and World Cup; I don't give a shit about rugby. You could be rugby champion of the universe and I wouldn't add two wrist flips to my masturbation routine...

    Just kidding, I love the Bundy Bear...
     
    #441 mav_ian, Jun 30, 2012
  2. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I've gotten a bunch of good ones lately, so I'm finally going to share.

    First, a few in response to my saga about thinking my cat had gone missing forever:

    "I was scared for your cat. Mine just had a near death experience. but admit it, you got drunk and hid him in there as a joke. Then forgot. For shame, mom." -CJ

    "No, it's as you feared. His street name is S-claw now and that closet is where he deals catnip and hangs with his homies." -Trakiel

    "Well I'm glad he got home safely. It is always important for a lady to know where her pussy is. You don't want to be irresponsible with your furry buddy. If it was out running around town getting pet by strangers people might get the wrong idea." -Bigperson

    "Im very concerned about your pussy." -Scotchcrotch

    For this post

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    "I think most girls should get a certified cunt card for their sweet sixteen" -Mya

    "Yeah, if by cunty you mean sexy." -JoeCanada

    For my post about wanting to yell something explicit at someone:

    "Here's my number if you want to yell obscene things at me! [his actual number*] Seriously that's the number."

    *At least I hope so. Because now I need to take him up on it and if I send something weird to some poor unsuspecting person I'm going to be sad.
     
    #442 audreymonroe, Jun 30, 2012
  3. Hoosiermess

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    A couple good ones from my "youthful beauty" picture in the drunk thread...

    Ya'll are cracking me up, and you are correct that shirt was hideous.

    As were the glasses, hair, and pretty much everthing else about that picture
     
    #443 Hoosiermess, Jun 30, 2012
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  7. KIMaster

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  10. Blue Dog

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    Goddamn it people. Yall are fucking ridiculous.

    Fucking GIVE IT A REST! Yes, Yall like to Red Dot each other. Guess what?

    NOBODY GIVES A SHIT.

    New rule (and it should have been an old rule, but I'm too lazy to go back and check): No more coming here just to complain about red dots. Posts will be deleted.
     
    #450 Blue Dog, Jul 4, 2012
  11. Parker

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    From my post about making a Iranian girl watch Independence Day and then banging her.

    Sshhh, no one tell us that we're dating. We're only hanging out for like the 6th day straight and everyone thinks we're dating and we'll never admit it. Ssssh...
     
    #451 Parker, Jul 5, 2012
  12. Slivers

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    In regards to this post

    I got this reply from binaryvisions. It was a red dot, but honestly red dots are by far the best in terms of hilarity. I got a quick laugh out of it, probably because of the context or the hangover.

     
    #452 Slivers, Jul 6, 2012
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    It's been a while, so this may take a while. Here we go:

    In response to this post about having mastitis.
    CharlesJohnson always makes me laugh. When I said here that if I didn't already have a baby I'd have his he said:
    In response to my longwinded post about extended breastfeeding.
    In response to this post, stating that yes I was drinking even though I'm breastfeeding.
     
    #453 abneretta, Jul 6, 2012
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    For my post, stating that Blink182 was my most embarrassing concert I have ever gone to.

    This red dot from Backroom
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Thank you for making my morning.
     
    #454 xrayvision, Jul 10, 2012
  15. rei

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    The contrast here is awesome

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    I got this from KIMaster for my method of dealing with Jesus-freaks:

     
    #456 dixiebandit69, Jul 23, 2012
  17. Soonergal

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    For my contribution in the bikini thread with the hot ladies in Cabo, I received these reps which made me laugh:

     
    #457 Soonergal, Jul 26, 2012
  18. Rush-O-Matic

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    For this post, Black Jesus wrote:

    Edit: That url keeps sending me to the wrong post - I don't know what's going on. My post was the reply to the Cloud Atlas trailer . . .
     
    #458 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 1, 2012
  19. Parker

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    On my post about not drinking or liking beer.
    On the entire page of questioning my manhood because I don't like or drink beer.
    Not sure this is funny, but I posted a Rave about the booby thread and I agree this rep wholeheartedly
    There is good in this world, and they are boobies.
     
    #459 Parker, Aug 1, 2012
  20. Parker

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    I should take time out and gather all my Gator reps. He has consistently and hilariously given me shit. From my post defending Ryan Lochte's douchebaggery.

    Son of a bitch.
     
    #460 Parker, Aug 2, 2012
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