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Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by iczorro, Oct 23, 2009.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    For this post, I got these:

    I am never getting those two minutes back...am I?
    -Parker

    Im pretty sure Ive seen those in al quida training clips right after they cross the monkey bars.
    -Kubla Kahn

    While it's an absolutely awful film and that scene is infamously stupid, I loved Gymkata as a kid.
    -KIMaster

    And, my favorite, because after wondering why they didn't throw any of those meat cleavers, and only attacked one at a time, I thought this too,
    JUST STAB HIM WITH YOUR 11 FOOT WHEAT CUTTER THINGS YOU STUPID FUCKING VILLAGERS!
    -JoeCanada
     
    #461 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 3, 2012
  2. The Skirt

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    Knew I could count on you guys to help me find the funny in my car wreck...

     
    #462 The Skirt, Aug 11, 2012
  3. Roxanne

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    For this post concerning how you cheer yourself up:

    This is how I'm going to introduce myself to people from now on.
     
    #463 Roxanne, Aug 28, 2012
  4. mav_ian

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    I got this green dot for my post with the video of my spawn, from Ballsack, which was a bit surprising since I called him a child molester (based on nothing at all):
    Not sure if he's taking a backhanded shot at my kid, or he just thinks all kids look like mongoloids (which kinda makes sense to me). I choose to take the "yeah, he's alright...' at innocent face value.
     
    #464 mav_ian, Aug 29, 2012
  5. subgeniuschick

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    What toytoy88 had to say about this post. The pic kind of reminded me of Stewie and Peter Griffin.
     

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    #465 subgeniuschick, Aug 30, 2012
  6. lust4life

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    For my Tom Jones post in the "What I'm Currently Listen to" thread, TX. says...

    What's new, pussycat? Whoa oh whoa!
     
    #466 lust4life, Sep 4, 2012
  7. JoeCanada

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    For my rave about going up to my family's place on the lake:
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    There wasn't room on this board for two guys from BC with cool houses on a lake. Long story short, he doesn't seem to be around anymore...



    Please don't come back and ban me, sir.
     
    #467 JoeCanada, Sep 7, 2012
  8. Kubla Kahn

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    I got two quick back to back all caps responses to my post mocking the paleo argument in the sober threa:


    I straight geeked out over freecorps response.
     
    #468 Kubla Kahn, Sep 13, 2012
  9. iczorro

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    I had two in a row randomly disparaging Ballsack. Curiouser and curiouser...

     
    #469 iczorro, Sep 21, 2012
  10. Parker

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    Just for clarity, my all caps rep was in conjunction with a post in the TiB Money League thread about trash talking and saying "People shouldn't take it so seriously sending angry PMs or reps in capital letters."

    From "Parker's Great Question" in regards to my friend answering it with "109 and 1"
    On my rave taking the wrong tupperwear (not a random package) to work thinking it was my lunch.
     
    #470 Parker, Sep 23, 2012
  11. silway

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    "I googled "bear jerking off in woods". Dont do that. Trust me."

    Wise words, wise words indeed.
     
    #471 silway, Oct 5, 2012
  12. Noland

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    For explaining the horror show circumstances surrounding my son's French teacher's death lust4life reminded me that inappropriate gallows humor is always acceptable.

     
    #472 Noland, Oct 11, 2012
  13. Danger Boy

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    For this post, Charles Johnson Never fails to amuse:

     
    #473 Danger Boy, Oct 12, 2012
  14. Rush-O-Matic

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    For this post, I got this:

    Heh. Good stuff, Gator.
     
    #474 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 13, 2012
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    For my lengthy rant about some bitch, Parker offered a good solution:

    Love it. Although when Homeland Security comes knocking, I'll be sure to tell them black people are the real terrorists.
     
    #475 Roxanne, Oct 22, 2012
  16. shegirl

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    Me from the NFL thread:
    After posting with this guy for literally, years he still gets all would up about nothing. Not to mention this is coming from someone who throws around various racial slurs like they were oh I dunno, completely unwarranted maybe? Yup.

    Wouldn't be the same without you.
     
    #476 shegirl, Oct 26, 2012
  17. BakedBean

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    In my R&R thread post about the big cat (mainly tiger) sanctuary I was puzzled about why they had lemurs there. Thankfully, cdite cleared it up for me:

     
    #477 BakedBean, Oct 26, 2012
  18. McSmallstuff

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    Our local dog lover has a pet nickname for me.

     
    #478 McSmallstuff, Nov 6, 2012
  19. Parker

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    For this...
    Rush-O-Matic said this
    Also for me saying Jenniger Lawrence was "thick" I meant white girl thick by the way. Popped Cherries said this (which is midly racist, but funny anyway)
     
    #479 Parker, Nov 7, 2012
  20. lust4life

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    In response to my R&R post about the "morning after pill" now approved to treat my Cushing's, wilder111 sends me this:

     
    #480 lust4life, Nov 9, 2012
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