I don't get the reference to Montezuma, but I'm glad he got the point. I didn't know she had shoes on, and I agree, she shouldn't be wearing anything.
From one of the TiBettes in response to my post about needing to be in the driver's seat when it comes to my clitoris. 11 is impressive. After a rousing phone sex experience, I think I hit in the 30s and was an incoherent mess. Ladies - what's your best number?
For my suggestion that toddamus is katokoch's girlfriend who gave him the handjob, they both rep'd me and they were both pretty good. And katokoch did his in video form:
So, after I posted in the youtube thread about some crazy Matrix-like dance Guernica sent me this... We've all been down that rabbit hole before my friend.
For my post about Mrs. Noland leaving town Chellie left me this: I make no representations as to its accuracy.
I laughed at this one from Winterbike, after I implied that he subsisted on a diet of chicken and broccoli: Is that a threat or an offer?
For this post about thinking the boyfriend had died in the night and opting to deal with his body in the morning rather than at the moment, I got both ends of the spectrum of responses...
In response to http://www.theidiotboard.com/messageboard/viewtopic.php?f=3&p=368137#p368137 Yeah, I wouldn't want to have to drive my wife to Yearbook Committee or Field Hockey practice either. VI The Village Idiot
In response to my Rant It seems I was misunderstood, I never contributed to the community. I just lurked and leached the humor. Still do, and the funny just ain't what it used to be.
I got this one from Revengeofthenerds; it had nothing to do with my post: Ah, it's good to see that the spirit of KIMaster lives on at TiB.
Nope. Repping people with copy/paste messages to explain what you're doing, is the fastest way to get back to reminding a certain individual that they need to submerge themselves in a vat of molten black tar and then take a deep breath.
For this post I got several funny reps, but this was my favorite: I mean, that's almost word for word from the night of my senior prom. Seriously, if I had a nickel for everytime I had to explain that, no, it's actually completely visible, while trying to deflect her disappointment . . . well. And, for the record, I have never shaved my legs, so that is also hilarious.
I got these for this and this in the "best day of your life" thread: FreeCorps: bewildered: Why, whatever do you mean?
I got this comment from FreeCorps for this post/picture. For your information, FreeCorps, I prefer vaginal.