Hmm, back to back posts here. Whatever. Speaking about what NOT to name abneretta's baby, I encouraged her not to choose "Trevor." For which I got these: and Heh, seems we have a polarizing name.
While I got quite a few funny reps regarding planning a spontaneous sexual session with my husband, Gravy dropped this one on me: I'd rock your world Gravy. If I was single. And lived closer. And you know, we went out, got to know each other a little better...oh yeah, and if I wasn't so freakin' OLD! Your loss.
With how many funny people are on this board I can't believe I'm posting twice in a row. For my post: The always funny JoeCanada (and don't think I forgot he's a swimmer also) sent me this: I'm not posting FreeCorps rep 'cause he's a fart face.
Hahahahaha. My favourite TiBette vagina picture ever. Thank you, from me and my potential future girlfriends, for your help.
In response to an icky weird dream I had about having sextuplets, and one of them not living, I got these two eerily similar, horrifyingly creepy reps. You two obviously spend too much time together. Though I do kind of appreciate VanillaGorilla's assumption of breast feeding, despite everything else?
For my suggestion that Binary should have some sort of bukkake experience with the soap dispenser at work. From everyone's favourite fundraiser...
For this post: I got two reps. One is from an aussie (the demographic at whom the joke was directed), and one is from someone from a different country. I'll let you guess which is which. Spoiler Spoiler
I have a heart condition, and no. I have a harem. I fuck the same set of dudes every week. SGEDIT: Fixed quote.
I get a lot of great comments, and I've been remiss in posting them, because this stuff makes me laugh. For this. You're old. Like, really old. Like, older than dirt. Like, so old that the sphinx calls you an old fogey. So old that the Grand Canyon looks at you and says "wow, look at the crevices on that guy's face". So old that Jesus thinks of time as BVI and AVI. In other words, old. - Angel For this. The last time I saw boobs in real life, Ronald Reagan was still president! - Nirvana (Yes, things were better for my sex life during the Reagan Administration too, and I was 16 when he left office). For this. You suck. - happyfunball. Yes, yes I do, but not in the way I'd like. For this. I'm just happy that you're finally making progress towards a sex life. If she's offering you cupcakes, she's not far off offering you her muffin... - Almost Gaunt. I got cookies the other day. Still waiting for the muffin, but I would definitely partake, she's a redhead, and hell, if she's willing, she's one step up on every other woman I've ever met...but I digress... For this. Segal movies are guilty pleasures par excellence. Bone-snapping, perfect ponytails and revenge you can't go wrong dude. - Crown. Preach on brother, preach on. For this. I'd like to partner up with you for this endeavor. "Idiot and Noland, A Professional Law Corporation". I like the sound of that. - Noland. As long as you're willing to do the actual work that requires brains and let me run around shouting 'the sky is falling,' we should be just fine. For this. don't be ridiculous, you can't buy a baby a thong and heels. - toddamus. You're new to the internet, aren't you? As always, thanks, a laugh every day is a good thing.
So after a few Chardonnays I apparently posted a R&R in the wrong thread. Which lead to this gem from McSmallStuff "Jinkeys Danny! Mr. Funnyrepcomments was disguised as the Rant/Rave monster. Ruh Roh."
In response to the shirtless picture of me in the TiBer thread: I don't get it. I don't think I look like Kevin James...