If a mod could merge these so I'm not double-posting, I'd appreciate it. I got this from the lottery-winning thread, it made me laugh a bit. From the lottery thread, in response to my wishes for a well-planned, well-stocked, well-defended home. You mean that if you had $30 million dollars, you wouldn't put at least some of that money towards preparing for a near-impossible* scenario? Clearly you and I have different priorities. *zombies=impossible. Brain-rotting aggression-inducing diseases? Possible.
From the Female Perspective thread: WHO ELSE THINKS I'M A LESBIAN. SG EDIT: I was going to rep you "I always though you were a chick". Whoops.
In response to a picture in the tattoo thread This was funny the first few times I'd heard it, like around age 8 or 9. It stops being so much as time passes.
For my post in which the dickhead pissed me off, told me to shut the fuck up and then he got banned for good: I wasn't moody....ok well, I was in a pretty bad mood to begin with but after CuntForBrains said what he did to me, it flipped my bitch switch on to full power. And for the record, this rep was from a male member. *nipflick* EDIT: It took a freakin' PM from the rep giver to alert me he said "moddy" not "moody". Now I can't read too. Fuck it. I'm leaving it as is. When else would I ever get to use "CuntForBrains"?
A couple of my favorites from the ever-popular boobie thread: "Well aren't you a wiley little minx? Your boobs do look tastier than a sundae in summer time..." "I would fuck you so hard, like you don't even know. But in the ass of course. I can't wait..."
"i masturbate to TLC's Little People, Big World." In response to my post about seeing a midget grocery shopping for itself.
I'll post this because I feel like I have to give this guy points for the segueway...from home repair to boobies. Ahh, to have some insight into the male mind (in this case courtesy of netdata)
I don't have anything too funny, I just found it surprising that people seemed to unanimously agree that looking like Steve-O is in fact a bad thing. That made me smile a little bit though.
I just tried to wipe that bug off my screen. HaHa! -Nitwit- Your avatar made me jump out of my skin! Good job. -Currer Bell- Fuck your Avatar. -Sam N- (neg rep) Oh my God. I caught your avatar out of the corner of my eye. I jumped and ewwed then I realized what it was. THANKS FOR ALL THAT. -shegirl- Fuck your avatar. Dick. -Decatur Dave- Seems as though my avatar fools quite a few people.
It's been a long time since I've been called gay, Frebis broke my streak. Funny thing is, that was a green dot.
Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:31 am Clearly a blantant lie. toddus Re: But what about the genetical evidance! funny because he spelt it wrong, and I do not lie!
Even though it's a potshot at my fellow nerd-in-crime it's too funny not to repost here From this post
More cowbell agrees with what doesn't turn men on. And nothing causes boners like the word ovulating, right? MoreCowbell Re: Rant & Rave Thread
For this post: No wonder your bitter sarcasm is so condensed. It gets no other outlet.~Dcc001 Fair point, Dcc. For this post Rainman Did it, and he was a ruh-tard...~thevoice True, but he did have one skill. Which at last count, was one more skill than I currently possess. For this post: The pills are actually Midol because from all the whining she must just assume your vagina hurts. Good luck on the interview tomorrow, Nancy. Break a boob!~Gator Yes, my wife is feeding me all sorts of drugs. Don't be too hard on her though, she singlehandedly has prevented the mass murder of 3,298,098 citizens at last count. And for the record, I tried to break both my boobs. We'll see.
It's reps like these that make me think I should start some sort of blog: And it's reps like these that make me think if I ever joined twitter my head would explode: I could be just like Hotwheelz! Except without his unique perspective! Or just like Philalawyer! But without being a lawyer from Philidelphia, and without all thatlife experience and insight! I'll just prattle on about nothing in an entertaining way! Yeah!
Unrequited anger is funny. Sad, but funny. I give you my only two red dots in the history of TiB, both from the same anal rapist...err, poster. And the second pleasant one, from tonight. I'm still laughing too hard at this uber-stud to type. Issues...the man has issues.