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Funny Rep Comments

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by iczorro, Oct 23, 2009.

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  1. jennitalia

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    From my post about a possible new au pair job. Quite possibly the most amusing compliment I have ever received.
     
    #141 jennitalia, Jun 6, 2010
  2. Decatur Dave

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    On the topic of amusing compliments (I love Canadian women):

    I want to put that on a shirt. Lost in a sea of scoundrels...

    Got this one breakin' one of the ladies proverbial balls on the WDT:

     
    #142 Decatur Dave, Jun 6, 2010
  3. Primer

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    Possibilities are good. I don't really remember the entire night.

    Guess I'll have to drown myself in Tim Hortons doughnuts and coffee instead. I'LL NEVER LIVE IT DOWN! Plus, I'll point out that she was the one feeding me drinks and she was going shot for shot with me, I didn't pay for a single one (read: denial denial denial).
     
    #143 Primer, Jun 8, 2010
  4. jennitalia

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    I don't know what to think.
     
    #144 jennitalia, Jun 8, 2010
  5. dixiebandit69

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    For this post on the summer thread:


    Sheesh. I bet y'all are the kind of wimps who are afraid to swim at the beach, too.
     
    #145 dixiebandit69, Jun 8, 2010
  6. abneretta

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    For the picture of me holding my niece:
    Thanks...I think.
     
    #146 abneretta, Jun 17, 2010
  7. scotchcrotch

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    SGEDIT: No. And before anyone whines, I'd delete a post such as this no matter who it was, or who it was bitching about, or who was doing the bitching. Take that crap to PM if it's that important to you. Jesus. You people are far too wrapped up in rep. It's scary.
     
    #147 scotchcrotch, Jun 18, 2010
  8. taste_my_rainbow

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    Yay! Someone loves me! I'll let him remain anonymous
     
    #148 taste_my_rainbow, Jun 18, 2010
  9. Dread

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    #149 Dread, Jun 18, 2010
  10. shegirl

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    He posted this in the Creeper thread:

    Which I repped him for because it's hilarious but, just when I think he couldn't up his funny he did, leaving me this for my post in the Beard thread.

    I'm still giggling.
     
    #150 shegirl, Jun 18, 2010
  11. toddus

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    I red dotted this reply for well its fucking lack of funny in the oddly named funny rep comments thread. In return I got this nugget:

    Yep, apparently funny is now determined by micro inside jokes.
     
    #151 toddus, Jun 18, 2010
  12. Rush-O-Matic

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    In the "help me with this thread" I posted an old picture of a car, and asked if anybody had information on it. Well, except for the part where I included the damn picture.

    First rep response
    and I thought to myself, huh, I don't get that.

    Then
    followed by
    It took a quote of my post before I realized what I'd done.
     
    #152 Rush-O-Matic, Jun 22, 2010
  13. MisterMiracle

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    "i wanna stick my dick in that lobster tail" - scotchcrotch

    As fine of a review as I've ever had.
     
    #153 MisterMiracle, Jun 23, 2010
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    In regards to something I posted about NZ beating the dirty saffas at rugby.
     
    #154 Bundy Bear, Jun 24, 2010
  15. E. Tuffmen

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    uh, I think you forgot the booze
    Shirley Temple?
    Add vodka, use cherry schnapps. Tastes like heaven.
    That's a joke right...? I read it twice, where's the booze?

    For this post

    Only four of you asking for booze? You guys are slipping.
     
    #155 E. Tuffmen, Jun 29, 2010
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    He defies description.
     
    #156 hotwheelz, Jul 1, 2010
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    In response to this post, though I guess this is a direct violation of ssycho's advice:
    Ballsack seems to have plenty of experience with this,
    And I got some pretty good advice from some people.
    And fortunately this didn't happen.
     
    #157 Stimpson J Cat, Jul 2, 2010
  18. Mike Ness

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    This rep about my movies I hate thread:

    Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:57 pm You fail to mention you were at a gay bar thus explaining the whole situation. Kubla Kahn

    And the one that had me laugh out loud was the king of one liners Freebis, when he commented on my rant and rave, I mentioned the awful heat but said I was happy that at least I was not my pregnant wife he said" I would be complaining that my wife was pregnant."
     
    #158 Mike Ness, Jul 6, 2010
  19. shegirl

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    BD left me this in the Kesha thread:
    Be happy you don't know.

    And Rob4Broncos left me this becauswe I was bitching about the lameo Trail Blazers:
    Yeah man I know all that but, the last time they won was the 76-77 season. They get to the playoffs sure but never seal the deal. I don't know which is worse. And yes, yes I am.
     
    #159 shegirl, Jul 9, 2010
  20. Arms Akimbo

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    For this post about my problems with Monster.com
    Funny you should mention that...
     
    #160 Arms Akimbo, Jul 10, 2010
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