"If you aren't insulted, you must have missed her boob posts, where she shows how fat and ugly she is. Unless you like fat chicks. in that case we need to grab a beer!" - Frebis, post unrelated "He's Russian. He only enjoys vodka." - Pinkcandy, re: KIMaster "Jewish Aramaic princesses?" - Kuhjager, re: Me going to Jesus' time and picking up JAPs "Did you just try to slam it into the back door? If so you may just not be as big of a loser as I claim you to be" - Frebis "Went for the butt without approval, huh? We've all been there..." - effinshenanigans "That's what roofies are for..." - Ballsack "Well, that's called rape. Just Kidding." - Sicnevol, all of this in response to my post about fortune not favoring sexual boldness. You're all like-minded degenerates. "Fuck you, I want Idiot Board Farmville!" - Scotchcrotch, re: a forum feature request. Dude, it's all about the MafiaWars and SuperPoke. TiB should have an arcade, chatroom, bi-annual get togethers at nettdata's cottage... we're like a big happy family "It astounds me that you don't self-identify as feminist. You critically examined gender disparity in a popular medium (big movies), ID'ed the guilty party, and you want things to change. How, then, AREN'T you a feminist?" - Pinkcup, re: no good female characters in TV/Movies. I guess I'll define myself as a feminist in that I want to have sex with women and would say anything to get to that end if I have to. "I was a sailor. Condoms are for overseas port visits." - Iczorro, re: 'Condoms are for sailors'. For the record I still think that he's the horniest dude on TiB
(I suck at html, so Nitwit said this for this I'm not sure where "redneck" and "red blooded" intersects with "crab" and "butter," but damnit, I'm proud either way. Hell yeah I'm too fuckin' drunk to get some poon tang, but damnit, that shit's gone pay off tomorrow hopefully in spades.
In response to what I'd do with 60 large, our resident sex-crime ginger was upfront with her approval:
This got a few responses along the lines of and Well.... NSFW Spoiler Jk Jk Incidentally, I guess he was a pig because she came home from the beach a day early, on a bus. I helicoptered my dick around, and the ensuing dicking was swift.
The post... http://www.theidiotboard.com/messageboard/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=58928#p58928 The rep: Check out this nice red dot, for the same post.
For my Rant about the jerking off youtube video sent to me by a now former member: The 'sack=3 Toytoy=1 Skyello=5 We should have made this a v-Bookie event. God damn. And the most disturbing of them all, but only because the member didn't alert admin/mods, for whatever reason: If there is a next time this really is the sort of thing that if received unsolicited, should be reported to admin or a mod because it's wrong.
For my post here, about maybe looking for a recoil reducer for my 20 gauge side-by-side because my shoulder now sucks after some extended drunken skeet shooting yesterday. Last one is a bit more on the money. Explanation: Spoiler I got the 20 gauge when I was like 15, and I'm A) too cheap for a new shotgun and B) I don't feel as if I need or want one. I've shot 12 gauges frequently, both pump and semi-auto, and I just find that they're kind of unnecessary, except for maybe a small bit of extended range. I'm really fucking accurate with my 20 (largely because when I was a kid, I learned on a single-shot 410), and the heavier recoil of a 12 throws me off. It also means that I can't shoot quite as long, which is the reason I was looking for a recoil pad or something. Regardless, that tampon rep was fucking classic.
For fuck sake, everyone seems to think I put up kiddie porn. Fun fact; All green dots. If you fuckers think I'm a pedo, apparently you approve. As I stated:
Refering to my post as the beefy 5 layer perhaps being the greatest fast food entree of all time in my book. . Lastly
For my recent R&R about a worthless excuse of a human and the fact that her vote counts as much as mine: That literally made me laugh out loud
From this post: Wow, I no longer feel that disgusting... did she know you did this? If you're talking about when I had the super messy room, yes, I had a GF the whole time and we would hook up at her place. If you're talking about where we pissed in the sink, yes, we didn't tell girls we did that and I would generally hook up at their places anyway.
In reference to my avatar. Veovis Pink Candy MainEvent007 jordan_paul PIMPTRESS And this, because I hate literature. TX.
There is a reason I love you people. In response to this rave: It was oddly enough green rep. I fucking LOVE dodgeball.
From ghettoastronaut, for my post in the "Get HW Laid" thread: Distinguishing between Vietnamese and Thais is like making a distinction between Soviet Jews and Polish Jews.* *Disclaimer: Before you get your panties in a twist, this is levity, not anti-Semitism.
From mooseknuckle, for me telling Chater I'm going to eat his children in fantasy football: You left out hooting excitedly and hurling feces, though.
I got this grey (ha! That should already tell you something) for this: I couldn't stop laughing at the stupidity of this. Wow.
For this post Ha ha, very funny asshole. I was just experimenting with different diets because I was a nutrition major trying to gain perspective, not some bleeding heart "save the rain forest" liberal. ...Now that I think about it that's really not much less gay And my GF at the time refused to even try the dish, wimp.