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Game Of Drunks! 3/30/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Mar 30, 2012.

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  1. Roxanne

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    I don't know, they seem pretty fun from the pictures. Maybe not for store owners, though.
     
    #81 Roxanne, Mar 30, 2012
  2. Nom Chompsky

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    I'm confused, are you implying that buying all the dragon shirts in the world doesn't count as an investment?

    HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING FROM THE DOCUMENTARY "THE BOYS ON FIRE: THE RISING DRAGON SHIRT SUBCULTURE?"
     
    #82 Nom Chompsky, Mar 30, 2012
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    They don't breed much, it should end soon.
     
    #83 PIMPTRESS, Mar 30, 2012
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    We can only hope can't we. Although I'm sure we could do a thing or three to hasten it on it's way.
     
    #84 Bundy Bear, Mar 30, 2012
  5. TX.

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    My dad was telling me about a guy he knows who just sold his company and in the settlement got NINE figures. That's pretty damn difficult to even wrap my brain around. I would pull a total "Half Baked" by telling a select few to fuck themselves, buy an island and go on a month-long celebratory bender with 200 of my favorite people.
     
    #85 TX., Mar 30, 2012
  6. Bundy Bear

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    I'd be putting my discharge in, buying a house on a beach somewhere miles away from a fucking city and running off from society.
     
    #86 Bundy Bear, Mar 30, 2012
  7. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    There's a word I can't stand: discharge.
     
    #87 dubyu tee eff, Mar 30, 2012
  8. Nom Chompsky

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    Moist discharge spread on a few points of toast!

    Phrase I'm not big on: yeastie beasties.
     
    #88 Nom Chompsky, Mar 30, 2012
  9. ghettoastronaut

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    I'm kind of a little relieved that the tickets for Hunger Games were sold out. I'm not sure I even want to see that movie.

    All the wimmins around here are married. Jesus.
     
    #89 ghettoastronaut, Mar 30, 2012
  10. toytoy88

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    Can someone explain to me the mathmatics behind the lottery odds?

    I understand that the odds are 176,000,000:1. And I also get that buying 1000 tickets doesn't lower your odds to 176,000:1. What I can't figure out is how the oddball 1-56 (Or whatever) number skews the statistical relationship in the odds.

    Can anyone explain this in terms my brain can comprehend?

    On a related note, my closest friend since childhood told me after he bought a ticket that if he wins he'll give me enough to go home to Mississippi. Nice guy...he gets half a billion dollars and I can go fuck off in a ditch in Mississippi.

    I really need to rethink our friendship.
     
    #90 toytoy88, Mar 30, 2012
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    I went out for a few quick beers tonight; and it was an immensely rewarding experience. I ran into my former probation officer, who bought me a beer and answered a few questions that I'd been wanting to ask. It's the first time I'd seen the man in three years.

    So within the next 18 months I'll be signed up to vote again, and hopefully another step towards putting my past behind me.

    On a related note... Fuck Virginia and it's bullshit laws.
     
    #91 R_Flagg, Mar 30, 2012
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    I have no idea what you're asking.
     
    #92 Aetius, Mar 30, 2012
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    I think he is referring to to the "powerball" IE the final number. I believe the last number comes from a pool of 1-56 while the others come from only 1-36 (not sure the actual amount but I think it is less then the last number).
     
    #93 Kubla Kahn, Mar 30, 2012
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    Apparently today is National Cleavage Day. I don't think that I celebrated properly. I mean, I know that navy scrubs are dead sexy, but I feel like maybe I held back a little bit. Lessons learned for next year I suppose.
     
    #94 mya, Mar 31, 2012
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    Oh, I got it. But you may need to wait until to tomorrow to when I can pay proper homage to such an important day. These things are not to be taken lightly. To be honest, nothing beats some nice, well done cleavage.
     
    #95 mya, Mar 31, 2012
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    So apparently club skin in Arizona has a pair of twin strippers that even do a coordinated lapdance. do we have anyone in the Phoenix area willing to investigate?
     
    #96 PewPewPow, Mar 31, 2012
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    My, uh, "roommates" have been in Barcelona for the past week. You know, where all the riots and stuff are right now. I bet they're having a good time. But it's been a fun spring break despite the fucking sideways rain for most of it.

    time for some sexy ladiez.



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    I hope you made that up to piss me off.

    Also, it is too late in the year to be snowing.

    Also, some guy got arrested outside my apartment for attempted rape, or violence. I was listening through the door and the word for rape and normal violence sound close. I am glad the police didn't knock on my door. I would have looked high off my ass as I was staring through the peephole, so one pupil would have been a pin prick, and the other gigantic.
     
    #98 kuhjäger, Mar 31, 2012
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    El Husband's friend is trying to stop boozing it up so much, so we inherited a very small bottle of jack and a bunch of bud light.

    Well the bud light is gone (yes I drank that swill) and I was met with 2 options when I decided on cherry coke zero and jack:

    1. empty 1/3 of the bottle for my usual serving size, or
    2. cut back a little to make it last longer.

    Alas, the jew inside made me scale back because liquor is retarded expensive out here.

    Well shit. Looks like my tolerance has gone down too. Wowee. This. IS. RIDICULOUS.

    I WANT VODKA AND THAT COCONUT AND PINEAPPLE. Wow. where the ehll did my tolerance go...
     
    #99 bewildered, Mar 31, 2012
  20. dubyu tee eff

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    So I have a grand total of about $900 for the remainder of the semester. Beyond that, I'd be going into more debt. Debt with interest. Would I be completely insane if I flew into JFK on a Friday and flew back on the following Sunday to see the girl?
     
    #100 dubyu tee eff, Mar 31, 2012
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