Since you' re a virgin and can't jack off, is it safe to say you' ve never ejaculated? I mean , unless you rubbed up against a desk or something.
Wet dreams I bet. If I go more than two weeks without getting off, I am going to have one. and man, they are messy.
I am 31 and have never had a wet dream. What do you have to do, rip your underwear off your dick in the morning after the cum dried during the night.
It's the worst when you wake up right after the wet dream. You don't want to get up and take a shower or change or whatever, but you sure as hell can't fall back asleep with your wet jizz all over you. Or, at least I can't. Can't speak for you crazies. It's much nicer when you wake up and it's all dry and you may or may not even realized you've had a wet dream.
Ive only had a few when I was younger but since the cure for them is jacking off the odds are better that I get hit by lightning twice then have another one. From what I remember the crusted under wear was ten times worse pulling off than the tissue fragments are when you pull them off like band aids (thanks to Weeds). Other than that I remember the sex dream very vividly and it was almost the next best thing to the real thing. I remember somebody called into Loveline once and asked Dr Drew about cranking it to near completion then, physically holding your jism and then falling asleep to achieve them. Drew advised against it and Carolla contended it was impossible to sleep afterwards. Im still wondering if the girl will have to do all the work or is there some sort of preset on your wheelchair that can repeatedly back you up and move you forward the glorious inches needed? You got to be careful though, don't want to miss the hole and wind up like Durbanite.
Wait a minute. How does a wet dream not happen eventually? I mean, what happens to all the ball juice your body produces? Does it have something to do with your MD? Wouldnt a slight breeze eventually set you off? Or friction from getting transfered? I'm preplexed.
I have to say, it is a really, really nice orgasm when you have a wet dream. I am certain that you completely empty your balls for some reason, as the normal off switch just doesn't work. I once got a middle of the night beej while half asleep, and when I let loose, there was more than the girl had ever handled. It just kept flowing, and she nearly puked from having to handle it. I laughed and fell asleep.
Wait, so you've never gotten off? If I go more than two days I get arroused by simple things like folds in a couch, or well groomed collies. Do you just ride around with boners all day long? If she's good, she could probably kill him and then reprogram the chair to randomly move every once in a while. No one would know he was dead for three, maybe four days. Edit- ScotchCrotch has termed this "Weekend at Hawkings"
Stephen Hawking has to get some serious groupie ass. Does he just lay there while she slides down his soul pole? Fuck no. The guy's brilliant and probably invented some robotic shit. There has to be some sort of quad sex forum with hydraulic sex machines that can be controlled with the tounge. If not, I think you found a niche for a new business because if men will pay top dollar for anything, it's an improved sex life.
Hawkings first wife left when he got famous and it was too much for her to deal with. His second wife allegedly abused the shit out of him - including breaking his arms and legs and generally doing a bunch of horrible shit because he couldn't defend himself or feel most of the physical abuse. Hawkings himself denies that he was abused - but his family and his nursing staff have all been pretty vocal about labeling her some kind of minion of Satan. I'm not sure I'd want to use him as the model of a wheelchair bound pimp or anything.
What if it turns out that HotWheelz is an BDSM fetishist? Specifically as a dom. That would be equal parts hilarious and intriguing. If only the HawkingChair had an extra appendage for paddle control. Riding around with boners all day is weird? Don't we all?
I wonder if they make a specially wheel chair ramp he could use to run over his sub all day. It seems to me there isn't much that could be more degrading, than running over someone. Unless you count making her change the diaper. I'm sure depending on what went into the feeding tube, that could be pretty degrading also.