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Get Hotwheelz Laid

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by iczorro, Jul 24, 2010.

  1. E. Tuffmen

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    If this actually happens, that chick will officially be the MOST AWESOME WOMAN ON THE PLANET.
     
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    *Spoiler to answer this. Don't want to derail the thread.
    What you have to understand first is that every single spinal cord injury is different. To be a quad you don't have to lose all use of your arms and legs, the loss can be partial as well (as is my brother's). I'm sure there are lots of quads and paras that can't have sex, it's probably the rule, not the exception.

    His injury was at C5... the vertebrae was shattered and shards of bone were embedded in his spinal cord. Had the spinal cord be severed, he would be completely paralyzed. His right leg has the least amount of function... around 60-65%. He was really lucky, he got his bowel and bladder control back less than two months after his accident. I'm not sure when his "sexual" abilities returned exactly but I assume it was pretty quick as well. He was walking (with a walker with arm platforms) around the 4 month mark. It's been 13 years since the wreck & he still walks some with a cane but spends a lot more time in his chair.

    Raul darlin, I hope you get laid soon. Just remember that almost everyone's first time sucks, handicapped or not.
     
  3. hotwheelz

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    No, man. More like this:

     
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    No. Your first time probably sucked because the guy didn't know what he was doing/ neither did you/ it hurt because, well it hurts the first time for girls. A guy's first time in a pussy is like this:



    You can't explain it, but suffice to say it's probably the best thing ever. Especially if your first time is sans condom.
     
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    No, sir. I respectfully disagree. Sorry HotWheelz, but, it'll be awful. Just pray the girl knows what she's doing and doesn't try to (possibly inadvertedly) break your cock.
     
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    Fuck off you asexual loser. HW, you deserve this more than anyone and it will be epic. Sex is like pizza -- even if bad...it's still pretty good.
     
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    Sorry people, but my first time was awesome. I thought I'd be two pumps and a squirt, but it couldn't have been further from the truth (not saying she had a good time, but I fucking well did).

    In the true spirit of this board though, it's all downhill from there.
     
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    Durbanite, dude, you really need to get over that.
     
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    I'm not sure it's reasonable to expect someone to ever get over a broken dick. I agree that he should, but I understand why he hasn't.

    Fundamentally, your first time is all about the other person. If the person you're fucking isn't a virgin - it can be great - as long as they keep in mind that it's going to take you at least 5 times to last long enough to make the next time fun for them, and they treat that like a compliment and have fun with it.

    It's certainly possible to have an awful first time, especially if you're with another virgin - but it doesn't sound like that's the case. As long as she's sensible enough to predict, understand and adjust for the way this thing is likely to play out - it'll be awesome.
     
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    So, um, an awesome board member just offered to pay for the girl's flight. I won't say who it is in case he/she decides to change his/her mind (which would be perfectly okay), but that's really really generous. Thank you.
     
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    I'm placing my money on guy fawkes. The sack spent it all on coke and greens fees
     
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    Of course, if this does all go down, inquiring minds would love to know so that we may all thank he/she accordingly.

    Just for old times' sake, I think you should meet this lass at the airport dressed like a gentleman.
     
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    Dude, he doesn't want to scare the poor girl off with a stupid prank. And besides - he's in a wheel chair. Be reasonable!.
     
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    Come on boy, get up, you can do it.
     

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    Couturie aside, I really think one of us should try her out first. I refuse to let HW be subjected to sub-par carnal pleasures. And a good sloppy seconds is better than a fresh dead fish.


    *In no way am I casting aspersions about this, assuredly, lovely young lady with a heart of gold.
     
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    Because HotWheelz should know from the very first time that tears are the best lubricant and terrified shaking makes for a high quality handjob?
     
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    Just be sure to have the tattoo artist ready for the "I fucked HotWheelz" celebratory ink.
     
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    It says something that despite knowing hotwheelz for years, we've never pulled together any sizable amount of money to contribute towards a cure, but damn if we can't come up with money for a flight to get him laid in a manner of days. What exactly that says, I'm not sure.
     
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    Sex sells?
     
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    The 400 bucks from the board members for a flight will not cure ms, but it might cure wheelz of virginity.