Damn, I knew I was doing it wrong. I'm still good to pay for the rubbers. Given the expected pressure of the backlog, I will make no guarantees.
So... um... just booked her flight for October 16th. Yeah, OMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGODOMIGOD OH MY GOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!
I don't think I've ever been this excited about someone else possibly getting laid. That's fucking awesome dude.
Dude, did you just have an orgasm? You're supposed to wait until the girl is there first. Seriously, good luck, I wonder if they'll be a TIB party when the deed goes down.
Jesus, I wish pussy was flown to me for MY first time. That's a story. I was older than you, busted in 30 seconds and puked another 30 after that. But I think that was a mix of the bouncing + freshly eaten In 'N Out. Or ACTUALLY, I remember I busted so quick that I ran to the bathroom and faked puking so that I could get out of the embarrassment of the quick release. I should probably just stop writing before any other subdued memories start creeping up, this could get ugly. Have fun Wheelz, this is some good stuff.
I'm so happy for you. Make us proud and then smile like you've never smiled before. You deserve this.
Hey Hotwheelz, I very rarely post here, but I posted a fair bit on the old board. I've been following this from the RMMB days, and all I have to say is... Godspeed Hotwheelz, Godspeed. On another (derailing) note, I graduated from UCLA a few years ago - if you have any questions about the school, or the neighborhood, feel free to shoot me a PM.
Fuck I love this place. Although probably not as much as Hotwheelz does. Congrats dude. This is fucking awesome.
I think I'm going to tell my grandkids this story. "That's all well and good, you young whippersnappers, but let me tell you about the time we got a cripple laid..."
Just remember to set the parking brake on your chair. We don't need any unfortunate accidents overshadowing this and ending up on the evening news. "Two youths tragically died today when they plunged over a cliff into the cold waters of the Pacific. They were apparently joined in congress. The young male was reported to have a smile on his face." Then again, I can think of much worse ways to go. Like being eaten by possums. Good luck dude.
There has got to be a market for this service as we've seen demonstrated here. You may be onto something. HW enjoy the next couple months while you get to know her better and don't fester on "the day" too much. You'll not only drive yourself nuts, you may end up psycing yourself up so much you get all freaked out and you won't have the great time you're hoping for.
Make a playlist for the big event, and hire out some help to get it wired up so that when she walks in the door the romantic music starts and the lights dim. Ensure that the moment will last forever (she coyly smiles and begins to slowly walk toward you, while your heart is beating 1000 times per minute as you hesitantly wheel towards her) with the proper video equipment. Maybe an automatic locking mechanism on the door, in case she has second thoughts, will also be of use. Seriously though, don't dwell, be yourself and you'll see well-deserved double rainbows.