Hot Wheelz, I think since someone was miraculous able to make this happen, you should probably give us something. Where is your sister at, you know, the one that used to come by post in that one permanent thread on occasion?
Would that technically be rape since he is in no way willing? I don't think this board should organize or endorse pre-mediated sexual assault. Just my 2 cents.
That, and I'm certain that having a constant, unrelieved boner for 70 days straight is dangerous to one's health.
That's awesome man! I'm curious, how long is she staying for? Hopefully more than a day since this will probably happen after 0.7 seconds.
Much love, brother. She's happily married. You'll get an entertaining story, of course. You unbeliever, you. That would be the real irony, huh? I actually won't put pressure on myself anymore and I'll be more relaxed around women. She's staying for a week.
Plenty of time for her to progress from a handy, to a blow job to actual sex. That way you can let off some steam.
Most important...does she know CPR? And does she have a snorkle? I'm not sure why I asked the latter question, call it intuition. You never know when a snorkle might come in handy.
A week? I alter my previous offer of supplying the rubbers. If she's staying there for a week, I'm putting a limit on it. You can have a crate, maximum.
I think I'm more excited for Hotwheelz than I was the first time I got a root. If I may offer some advice, prior to the big moment, beat off. A lot. We're talking just shy of double digits. I'm sure your lady friend isn't expecting you to be a stallion just yet, but the longer you last, the awesomer it will be (for both parties). God speed Wheelz, and may you baste her like a plump turkey.
Um, unless you are taking a flight a week earlier to jack him off, I don't think that is going to happen.
Hot damn, I go away for a few days and when I come back this board has changed into a gathering of humanitarians that actually gets something done. It warms the cockles of my jaded heart. Godspeed Hotwheelz, godspeed. (The first time might be faster, actually)
We should probably turn that into a crate minimum. He's got a lot of work to do and a week is a long time in sex time.
If I don't nail down some of my new prospects, or go picking through some of my formers, Hotwheelz is going to be getting more action than me. *sigh* Hotwheelz, I will channel all of my cougar-horniness toward this lovely young lady. Hopefully she will milk you dry in that week and leave you with a slightly chafed dick and a perma-grin. Best wishes lad!
I can remember wearing a shit eating grin for weeks after I got laid the first time. I can only wish this a thousand times over for Hotwheelz.
Hotwheelz gets laid and inspires Durbanite to give 'er another go?? This has the potential to end up being the most important thread in TiB--nay, INTERNET--history. What's next? Also, I just have to say - this board is usually a source of light, fun entertainment for me, but I'm really, truly happy for you right now, dude. As I said in a rep, you're the shit.