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Get That Dog A Beer! WDT 7/22/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 22, 2011.

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  1. bewildered

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    Terrible things to her panties? Weirdo.
     
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    Terrible things to her panties? Weirdo.



    Indeed.
     
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    So my wife was at her parent's today, and they told her: "Your new last name as written is just not pronounceable in Swedish. You are going to have to go by your maiden name there. It will make it easier to get a job. And you should also make Kuhjäger change his name to your maiden name. It will help him not look foreign when getting a job"

    Yeah. That went over well.
     
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    Hello, small crowd of TiBers.
     
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    Herro. What's your drink of choice tonight?
     
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    Shiraz
     
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    Wild Turkey. It's the only thing in my apartment, and it's too fucking hot to go outside.

    It'll do.
     
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    Merlot for me.
     
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    Hey! I want to play that game where you post pics of your booze cabinet. Mine has grown considerably in the last month. It's more quantity than quality, but I am 22, so who are we kidding? Quantity is the only thing that really matters.
     
    #190 bewildered, Jul 23, 2011
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    Cheers!

    I have to confess - I'm knee deep in Star Trek: TNG episodes and am almost 1/2 way through all of them...and loving every cheesy moment.
     
    #191 Jubes2681, Jul 23, 2011
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    I'll play. Scotch.
     
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    Here's some soft Texas Country for the ladies:



    G'night.
     
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    Yeah, I'm not very creative. Just beer. My booze cabinet bears an amazing resemblance to a refrigerator.

    How come fridge has a "d" and refrigerator does not?

    And, why is Jack a nickname for John?
     
    #194 Rush-O-Matic, Jul 23, 2011
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    Between bourbon and Archer, I've had worse nights.
     
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    And why is Dick a nickname for Richard?
     
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    For the same reason that I was born with 12 toes and 12 fingers: some things are just retarded.
     
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    It lets us spot which Richards are fucking weirdos.
     
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    FYI, steak sauce doesn't go with bananas. In case you were wondering.
     
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    I wasn't, but I'll definitely file that away in "important drunk notes" for future reference.
     
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