Don't fuck with me now, man. Frankly, it's a miracle there weren't Cheerios on it somehow. It's one of the nine things we have.
here's now i know; -blueberries are fuckins delicious -i'm awesome -you're awesome i think -therefore you have blueberries in your fdge
sometimes i like to mash blueberries all over my face and pretend i cunnlingated a menstruating smurfette
The only thing I wonder about is if it meant I got to drive a race car for a living, would it be OK to be called "Dick Trickle"? I'm thinking; yea, OK.
Are you a Hatfield or a McCoy? Oh, you said food not feud. But, ordering a feud online would be cool, too.
As tracy morgan once said, "sometimes I like to walk around my house naked to show my oldest son who got the biggest ding dong" I should probably wait until after the pizza guy comes though.