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Get That Dog A Beer! WDT 7/22/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 22, 2011.

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  1. GTE

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    If I was to have a Dance Off with those two, I'd have to go all Tonya Harding on them.
     
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    Last one to have sex with a man is totally gay.
     
    #222 Beefy Phil, Jul 23, 2011
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    Hey, strange dude in your territory, you gotta put him in his place. This is some Animal Planet shit going on.
     
    #223 FreeCorps, Jul 23, 2011
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    His name is "Duke", he sails and he calls me buddy in that smugass way. Showing him my deep sea diver is probably letting him off easy.
     
    #224 Nom Chompsky, Jul 23, 2011
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    I had a friend who tried to nickname himself Duke.

    And his nickname Dookie was born.
     
    #225 Gravitas, Jul 23, 2011
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    I'm starting to really miss New York. The sad part is I'm not even sure if I'm going to be able to live there come September.

    In less depressing news, after not finding a good party, I was en route back to my hostel when I saw two guys - one from Germany and the other from Switzerland - sitting on the porch and drinking red wine while eating Doritos with cheese dip. I kid you not, as soon as I comprehended what was going on, I thought of this place.

    Is that weird?

    Tell me one of you hasn't spent your Friday night doing that, or wishing they were doing that, or doing something similar.

    And if it isn't obvious, fuck yes I joined in.
     
    #226 audreymonroe, Jul 23, 2011
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    my eyeballs are burnin
     
    #227 bewildered, Jul 23, 2011
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    A little more fitting Cohen song for this board:
     
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  9. gtg2k

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    Tonight was part 1 of 2 nights of debauchery for the bachelor party of a fraternity brother of mine. All I know is, I'm hitting the dizzies AFTER the McDonald's; I'm too old for this shit; tomorrow will be a long day; my liver will hurt this time tomorrow night; and I'm ready to hear Guy Fawkes' story about being friends with Shifty McRapeypants.

    Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
     
    #229 gtg2k, Jul 23, 2011
  10. Blue Dog

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    New goal in life: to be able to sing like that guy who does the opening song from "The Hobbit" cartoon.
     
    #230 Blue Dog, Jul 23, 2011
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    You're applying the bottle/glass to the wrong area of your face. It's supposed to go towards your mouth.

    Either way, your eyes are not burning as bad as Peter De Villiers' telephone after that disgusting Bok performance. That's what you get for not selecting club/Super Rugby combinations in an international. Robbie Deans did - both locks from Reds, halfbacks from Reds and both centers from Brumbies. As an aside, congrats to the Aussies for playing a good match. Hopefully, this match will cost De Villiers his contract renewal post World Cup...

    This shit is making me want to drink, but I can't because I'm already a sick bucket of snot.
     
    #231 Durbanite, Jul 23, 2011
  12. hooker

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    I'm about to get down and dirty with a lot of bacon.
     
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    That's nothing
     
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    This still applies.

    [​IMG]
     
    #234 Juice, Jul 23, 2011
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    I think something "thuglike" would be totally appropriate here. What? I have no idea, I am a white as white girl. Thug-ness is all your territory.
     
    #235 mya, Jul 23, 2011
  16. hooker

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    Are you saying I'm a pig?
     
    #236 hooker, Jul 23, 2011
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    Is it just me, or does it look like her belly button is totally located in the wrong place? Like it should be higher and more to her left? Just strange.
     
    #237 mya, Jul 23, 2011
  18. hooker

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    I used to bang this guy that was so good at talking dirty while he fucked me. I swear, he always said exactly the right things at exactly the right time.

    Then one night, he's like, "Are you my dirty little fuck pig?" Um. What?

    I couldn't even let him keep fucking me, I was laughing so hard.
     
    #238 hooker, Jul 23, 2011
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    Like, what do you even say to that?

    "Yes, Daddy - I'm your dirty little piggy. Oink. Oink!"

    [​IMG]
     
    #239 hooker, Jul 23, 2011
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    You break out your best Miss Piggy voice and call him Kermie of course. I thought you would be better at this.
     
    #240 mya, Jul 23, 2011
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