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Get That Dog A Beer! WDT 7/22/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 22, 2011.

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    I wouldn't find it insulting until he started uncurling your tail mid-thrust.

    My breakfast was Spanish jamon and chorizo. FUCK corn flakes, this is brain food. Today is going to be so damn salty.
     
    #241 CharlesJohnson, Jul 23, 2011
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    While his dick is inside you?

    I can role-play most scenarios. But I certainly can't be someones "dirty little fuck pig."
     
    #242 hooker, Jul 23, 2011
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    Prude.
     
    #243 Noland, Jul 23, 2011
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    Yes. Prude. Virgin too, actually.
     
    #244 hooker, Jul 23, 2011
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    I was just getting ready to pour me a bowl of some cornflakes. Nothing like starting the weekend with the realization that you are inferior
     
    #245 mya, Jul 23, 2011
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    This is how most of my days are started. You get used to it after a while.

    Feeling inferior, I mean, not eating cornflakes.
     
    #246 ghettoastronaut, Jul 23, 2011
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    Have Sexy O's instead. They're like orgasms... for your mouth.

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    #247 hooker, Jul 23, 2011
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    My husband is leaving for the hardware store in a few minutes. Which is awesome because that gives me at least an hour to watch porn and put my fingers in my vagina.
     
    #248 hooker, Jul 23, 2011
  9. mya

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    I wanna shop where hooker shops. We just got a Trader Joes, maybe they stock them there.

    Who else is in the middle of a heat wave? Who else is going to piss away the weekend indoors drinking frosty beverages to "stay cool"? Who is with me?
     
    #249 mya, Jul 23, 2011
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    I'm going to masturbate. Then I'm going to clean the house. Then I'm going to go grocery shopping, so that tonight I can indulge with a lot of red meat and a lot of alcohol.
     
    #250 hooker, Jul 23, 2011
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    You should be eating exotic coldcuts and dry aged sausages for breakfast. Wash it down with Velveeta. That's how you get the energy for the day, that's how you get the promotion, that's how you die at 42 in a puddle of salty, foaming stroke piss. BE A WINNER.

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    #251 CharlesJohnson, Jul 23, 2011
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    Actually I do have to leave the comfort of the AC tonight for a bachelorette party. It is at Lucky Strike. Serious question, I do not want to wear pants because that would be entirely too much fabric touching me, is it appropriate to bowl in a sundress?
     
    #252 mya, Jul 23, 2011
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    Yes. Especially if you bend over often.

    You need this:
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    #253 hooker, Jul 23, 2011
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    Oh hells yes. It hit 51C degrees (that's 124F for you Farenheit heathens) with the humidity a few days ago. I came home and drowned in slushy mojitos.

    And yes, Mya - sundresses are perfectly acceptable attire.
     
    #254 Angel_1756, Jul 23, 2011
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    Why not? That's what I wear.

    Got to bring that psychological warfare to the game.

    Can you work a trampoline into bowling like Hooker does with softball?
     
    #255 CharlesJohnson, Jul 23, 2011
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    This is me last night, at "softball":

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.bustnow.com/61869/Natural-Tits-On-Trampoline.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.bustnow.com/61869/Natural-Ti ... oline.html</a> (NSFW)
     
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    What? My entire day is ruined.
     
    #257 hooker, Jul 23, 2011
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    So, sundress, preferably strapless, lots of jumping up and down to celebrate my gutterballs, and preferably short, lots of bending over to bowl it "granny style".

    Got it. Good thing I have you guys around to fill me in on what type of behaviors are befitting of a lady.
     
    #258 mya, Jul 23, 2011
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    Is this one of those bowling places with those UV lights? Because you might also consider wearing a dark shirt with very light fabric and a white bra underneath. Same for a skirt and underwear.
     
    #259 ghettoastronaut, Jul 23, 2011
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    Which brings up the age old question, thong or boyshorts. Since it will be obscured by see through fabric, I think maybe the thong would be most appropriate.
     
    #260 mya, Jul 23, 2011
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