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Get That Dog A Beer! WDT 7/22/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 22, 2011.

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  1. hooker

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    One eyes-rolling-into-the-back-of-my-head orgasm down. At least three to go.

    And coffee. I need another bucket of coffee.
     
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    How about these?

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    Yet another inferior moment, I wish my ass was that fabulous.
     
    #263 mya, Jul 23, 2011
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    Who goes bowling for a bachelorette party? I thought those were just an excuse for you all to strip down to your panties and have tickle fights.
     
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    With all that bending and giggling and jumping up and down to celebrate, I'm pretty sure the tickle fights are the next logical conclusion.

    I'm assuming, of course. I've never been to a bowling bachelorette, but I imagine that's how it all goes down. [double entendre FTW]
     
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    Why would anyone need an excuse for that?

    Sounds like a regular Tuesday night.
     
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    I wanna be friends with hooker's friends.

    But seriously, this is a co-ed bachelor/bachelorette party. So....I am thinking that none of that will go down.

    Unless....maybe the bachelor expected that type of stuff to happen so wanted to be there to witness it.

    If anybody could clarify the rules involved with spontaneous tickle fights during a coed bowling bachelor/ette party, I would appreciate it. What would Emily Post do? I would hate to embarrass myself.
     
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    so evidently this Sunday is National Tequila Day? Like I really need an excuse to day drink at the pool all day....

    Usually I only drink tequila in margaritas though. So what are some good margarita recipes or other tequila drinks?
     
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    Margaritas are simple. It is beyond me how people muck them up so bad.

    Fill a rocks glass with ice. 2 ounces of good tequila, 1 ounce triple sec, 1 ounce fresh lime juice, a drizzle of agave syrup. Shake the shit out of it. How do you fuck that up?


    Frozen Watermelon Margarita:

    Puree watermelon chunks, freeze them in ice cube trays. Half a tray per drink.
    In the belnder: half a tray, 2 ounces tequila, 1 ounce lime juice, 1 ounce watermelon liqueur, dash of triple sec, drizzle of agave syrup. Blend until frothy.


    Tequila Sunrise:

    2 ounces tequila, fill with OJ, shake on ice, drizzle with grenadine.

    I fucking hate tequila, but I love a good ass margarita. Fuck now I want a drink. All I've got is gin. Gin-a-rita?
     
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    Tequila is best straight. My throat never feels better than the seconds after a tequila shot slides down it. (If you assholes can't come up with some clever sexual joke after that comment, I'll lose so much respect for you all.)
     
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    No chance he's straight though.
     
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    This one could go either way..

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    But let's be honest. If you could bypass the crazy and the likely diseases, I'd do unspeakable things to that ass.
     
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    Hypothetically speaking, if a facebook friend posts pictures of his 3 kids and two of them are blond haired and blue eyed, but the third is a Puerto Rican with jet black hair... would you say something to him?

    Side note: Poorly tattooed Asian Myspace dwarf slut is kind of hot in that gutter skank, drink your spit, give you herpes kind of way.

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    No way. Look at her, she cant even put her makeup on straight.

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    I actually went to a farmer's market this morning. Only in farmer's markets do you find groups of people with enormous strollers and dogs standing together in such a way as to, I'm sure, intentionally impede as much foot traffic as fucking possible. Also, tons of yuppies in their sundresses, carrying cups of coffee, walking their dogs and infants. I wonder how came to be that such a celebration of urban behaviour at its finest is so dependent on nearby rural areas.
     
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    Oh my fuck. Amy Winehouse is not cool enough to join the dead at 27 club.
     
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    Seriously? Can't say I am surprised necessarily, but I fucking loved her last album so that is a huge huge waste of a great talent.
     
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