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Get That Dog A Beer! WDT 7/22/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 22, 2011.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    You should only spank women when they're bent over a stool.

     

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  3. Nom Chompsky

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    He went easy on her.
     
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    Yeah really. "I'm sorry"? What the fuck is that shit? He should have spanked her harder for showing weakness.
     
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    Like Mila Kunis, that was an ass double. No one likes an unspanked ass and NO ONE likes faking getting an ass spanked.
     
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    I'm thinking of making something useful of today and venturing out to a kitchen supply store for a cocktail shaker, and then to the liquor store for some vermouth, and then back home to combine with vodka and make a martini. Thoughts, anyone?
     
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    Good god, that's a disgusting turn
     
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    Yeah, drink a gin martini rather than the vodka abomination.
     
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    I'm estranged from gin after what it did to me in freshman year, and simply haven't been able to go back.
     
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    I just got back from grocery shopping at Super Target. I saw not one, but TWO, women walking around without any teeth. I was mystified. I couldn't stop staring.
     
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    Gin is kind of like an abusive spouse. But, come on, you know it didn't mean it. It really loves you. It won't do it again. Promise.
     
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    Honestly, you made gin do it, baby. Gin doesn't want to hurt you, so please don't give it a reason to.
     
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    Well how about that; Carlsberg was giving out free bottles of their fine lager water on the sidewalk. And the local liquor consortium had some of Tito's vodka so I picked up a bottle and will see what it's all about after I finish off this bottle of Ketel One.

    Martini white vermouth tastes like the dentist.
     
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    I'm drinking cold Mexican piss.
     
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    After last night's conversation in this thread, I fear that you might mean that literally.
     
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    I always get a funny look when I order a gin and tonic, which I do pretty often since it's 1 of 3 drinks I order when I'm out. Does it have a connotation I'm unaware of? I started drinking them because of my dad - who drinks those in the summer and rum and Cokes in the winter, and I'm more of less the same except that it takes much more heat for a rum and Coke to sound unappealing to me - so is it an old man drink, or something?
     
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    Stereotypically yes, but theyre quite tasty when made well. I had one last night while waiting for my parents to show at a restaurant and the bartender gave me a weird look when I ordered. Whatever, fuck the idiots and their judgemental eyes. Anywho, GnTs and Tom Collins are my two favorite Gin drinks.
     
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    Bingo. If not old man, then menthol smoking trailer park woman. The bartender is expecting you to go home stinking of smoke, crack open a plastic bottle of gin, and sleep in a pile of 14 cats. Though my gal friend drinks G&T without hassle. Personally I take mine with seltzer.

    I wish more women would drink gin. It really is amazing. Like Jesus surprise sexing Jesse Helms amazing.

    It's about cocktail hour isn't it?

    Note: Tom Collins is goddamn delicious.
     
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    Yes it is, a manly name but the ingredients are ironically not. Its likes rain on your wedding day or a free ride when youve already paid.

    Speaking of sexting, Ive been sex-PMing a board member for the last few weeks. Ill give you a hint, their name rhymes with Google Adsense Bot.
     
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