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Get That Dog A Beer! WDT 7/22/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 22, 2011.

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  1. hooker

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    The Twins game ended an hour ago and I've had it onthe Jays game for over 20 minutes. I just asked my husband to 'put it on the Jays game.'

    I am lost.
     
    #341 hooker, Jul 23, 2011
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    Self aware? What are you? Fucking Skynet or something?
     
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    I'm a sociopath but I acknowledge it.

    Better?
     
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    Now the Mexican piss is warm.

    I hate Corona.
     
    #344 hooker, Jul 23, 2011
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    This movie is so fucking terrible.

    I have seen straight to video softcore lesbian porn that isn't as cheesy.
     
    #345 Gravitas, Jul 23, 2011
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    Ruh roh. Husband thinks I'm too drunk.
     
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    You tell him to shut his whore mouth until you allow him to open it again.
     
    #347 Nom Chompsky, Jul 23, 2011
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    #problemsblowjobswillfix
     
    #348 Gravitas, Jul 23, 2011
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    Harry Potter?

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    Sooo.... golden shower time?
     
    #349 CharlesJohnson, Jul 23, 2011
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    So what's with this retarded kid announcing the Red Sox game?
     
    #350 Juice, Jul 23, 2011
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    Is there a problem a blowjob WON'T fix?
     
    #351 hotwheelz, Jul 23, 2011
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    Shrug. Ask Chellie's fiance.
     
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    Husband gets unlimited blow jobs. Any time, any place. Nothing ever needs 'fixing' for this reason.
     
    #353 hooker, Jul 23, 2011
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    I...maybe....well...

    No, no I guess there's not.
     
    #354 Gravitas, Jul 23, 2011
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    What if you were visiting Auschwitz and he asked?
     
    #355 Juice, Jul 23, 2011
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    I bought a baby blue sundress tody for $40 and I am totally in love with it.

    I know none of you care but I wanted to share.
     
    #356 hooker, Jul 23, 2011
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    I love you.
     
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    Like I said... anywhere, any time.
     
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    Herpes.

    This would be relevant to my interests with pictures. That is probably the best outfit a girl can wear next to my musk and a bacon mustache. And why a bacon mustache? Because fuck your questions that's why.
     
    #359 CharlesJohnson, Jul 23, 2011
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    I just ate a hot pepper that made me cry.
     
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