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Get That Dog A Beer! WDT 7/22/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 22, 2011.

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  1. hotwheelz

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    Blowjob.
     
    #361 hotwheelz, Jul 23, 2011
  2. hooker

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    Always blowjobs.

    I actually really enjoy sucking dick. For this reason, Husband is lucky.
     
    #362 hooker, Jul 23, 2011
  3. Juice

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    Go get em Tiger
     
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    I need to watch less documentaries about dead F1 drivers and do more internship paperwork. Fucking internship paperwork. I basically have to take all the work I've already done and then type it up all nice and neat and submit it to some asswad who's going to write back about it not being good enough or some shit because apparently the people I'm actually working with and grilling me day in and day out aren't doing a demanding enough job of it. And have a discussion about how I would handle someone's request that I mail two bottles of pseudoephedrine to Florida. Jesus.

    I wonder if hooker is drunk enough for the boobie thread yet.
     
    #364 ghettoastronaut, Jul 23, 2011
  5. Nom Chompsky

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    I enjoy muffdiving. But am largely meh on having my penis sucked.

    I suppose that is one of the reasons we are not married.
     
    #365 Nom Chompsky, Jul 23, 2011
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    I post my tits sober. Ass.
     
    #366 hooker, Jul 23, 2011
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    Hey Mr. Chompsky. I saw a black guy walking hand in hand with a grotesquely large white woman and thought of you.
     
    #367 ghettoastronaut, Jul 23, 2011
  8. hotwheelz

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    I question your husbands sexuality for not asking for one every six to eight hours.
     
    #368 hotwheelz, Jul 23, 2011
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    Speaking of a little head, someone buy me this now:

    Saint Vitalis' Head Up for Auction

    Why yes, I would be the villain in a gothic Penny Dreadful. *twirls mustache*

    Sidenote: eating vagina is one of the best things in the world. Remember ladies that taste, texture, and smell are important just like any good meal. Vagina also pairs really well with gin.
     
    #369 CharlesJohnson, Jul 23, 2011
  10. hooker

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    I don't like having my cunt licked. I'd rather just be fucked.
     
    #370 hooker, Jul 23, 2011
  11. Nom Chompsky

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    Reason #2.
     
    #371 Nom Chompsky, Jul 23, 2011
  12. Nom Chompsky

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    And you didn't say hi? How rude.
     
    #372 Nom Chompsky, Jul 23, 2011
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    There are probably plenty more reasons.

    There is not a man in the world who would put up with my shit like my husband does.
     
    #373 hooker, Jul 23, 2011
  14. hotwheelz

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    Getting xxx up in here.
     
    #374 hotwheelz, Jul 23, 2011
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    Looks like CJ and hooker aren't getting married, either.
     
    #375 Dcc001, Jul 23, 2011
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    It's barely dark outside, and I am intoxicated. There is something wrong here.
     
    #376 Devils Advocate, Jul 23, 2011
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    But I'm down to be fucked all day, every day.

    I swear my vagina is like perpetually wet and ready. It's nuts.
     
    #377 hooker, Jul 23, 2011
  18. Nom Chompsky

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    Honestly, if I married a woman who didn't like getting head, it'd be like a pastry chef marrying a diabetic. Sure we could work around it, but it'd be an awfully big waste.

    My lightbulb just blew out. Go to CVS or drink in the dark?
     
    #378 Nom Chompsky, Jul 23, 2011
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    There is nothing wrong here. This is perfect.
     
    #379 hooker, Jul 23, 2011
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    Your ONLY lightbulb blew? And now your whole place is in the dark? Do you live in a basement closet?
     
    #380 xrayvision, Jul 23, 2011
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