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Get That Dog A Beer! WDT 7/22/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 22, 2011.

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  1. Noland

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    Where the hell are the TiBettes?

    Life sucks without women.
     
    #461 Noland, Jul 24, 2011
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    Wait. You have a Chinese girlfriend and you still don't get laid and do your own laundry?

    Hahahahahahahahaha!
     
    #462 Nettdata, Jul 24, 2011
  3. toddamus

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    Chris Rock famously laid it out. You're either single and lonely and married and bored.
    I can't wait to go to school again. I still look like I'm 22 and being a working stiff sucks. Yea, I have student loans, but really there are so many worse things, like having a 9 to 5 that you detest and only keep working because you need the paycheck. After a brief stint in the real world I'm ready to go back to the sheltered life of being a student and only worrying about grades and girls.
     
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    Just made the most amazing spicy pork and leek and sweet corn soup, served cold with sour cream and guacamole, with dark Mexican beer. Now moved to the hot tub with cool water, more dark Mexican beer, and a home made blueberry pie with local blueberries.

    Last two episodes of The Shadow Line (a great BBC crime series) and f1 qualifying from Germany.

    Nice.
     
    #464 Nettdata, Jul 24, 2011
  5. uzisuicide

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    If it makes you feel any better, I'm listening to sappy country music while my wife is in our bed with the dog. And, yes, I tried having sex with her earlier, but it was a no go. Married life rules.
     
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    At least I'm not married? Pretty awesome afternoon in Albuquerque, the "RT 66 summer fest" closed down central and had a pretty decent showing at the Cork & Tap area. However, roommate is a pretty terrible wingman, and I'm too new to the area to have a solid backing of other friends. Cue me at home by 10:30. God damnit.
     
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    Had a steady drinking night going, until all but one of the group left at 11. and the last skipped out at 11:30. I apparently need better friends. I am now drinking alone with you degenerates, and watching Beerfest on Comedy Central.
     
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  8. Noland

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    Only if you married a boring woman.
     
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    Is there a woman involved with any of that?

    Speaking of which, I'm am currently eaten up with unrequited.

     
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    Apparently they're making a movie about Frank's life.



    It even has a "Lightning Bolt!" joke.
     
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    You mean Fleshlightesha? I hear she is there all the time.
     
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    I've seen those people in the park on Sunday. Is your signature, by any chance, connected?

    Are you a park person?
     
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  13. Nitwit

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    Only two and half hours from 'Boys Town'. Someone stop me. Music please, anyway.

     
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    Fuck cute waitresses. I've been a really melancholic drunk lately. When I told her she messed up my order, she looked at me with frightened doe eyes. She was adorable.
     
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    Ahhhhhh. Tonight was the 1st night i went out since I've been 21. I went with 5 dudes... how do you hit on girls like that?

    aAnswer: = never you don't.

    I'm gonna go beat off hahahaa.
     
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    I could have sworn a Corss Canadian Ragweed song was here a second ago....how fucked up am I?

     
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    Hey turd burgler you talk to a group of 5 dudettes. But im not one to talk.
     
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    It's tough man. I read that and didn't know what you meant.

    Yes.
     
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    It was me. I took it off for fear of insulting the Okies. Great band. Here's one for the future Mrs. Nitwit and the girls of TIB. I'll search around for one for me and you.



    Sorry about the video; but the sound is good, anyway.
     
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  20. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Fuck the haters, 50 cent's first album was excellent. Can't believe it's 8 years old.

     
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