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Get That Dog A Beer! WDT 7/22/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 22, 2011.

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  1. hooker

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    And a brass lamp that expired in 1983 to boot.
     
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    And a liver that is sure to expire any minute now.
     
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    Oh stop being melodramatic. Unless you've been waking yourself up with tom collinses since that lamp was actually in fashion your liver's not going anywhere anytime soon. Drink up.
     
    #503 ghettoastronaut, Jul 24, 2011
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    Digging the Cross Canadian Ragweed love. One of my favorite bands ever, along with OCMS.

    Went out with a bunch of friends last night, had a brown out. Made a ridiculous bet with my buddy who was tending bar that yielded me a fifth of rot gut bourbon, so I did what any xenophobe would do. I stood on a pool table and poured well liquor into everyone's gullet while Mr. Lee Fuckin' Greenwood was blasting.

    I didn't really know what to do after the song finished, so I just walked around topping off people's drinks until the bottle was empty. Hey Guy I've Never Met, I don't give a shit if you don't want bourbon in your Miller Light. You can go sit in the corner with that girl who's crying into her now ruined vodka tonic.
     
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    Try going out with your mother and your once-removed uncle. Yeahhh, about that. And fuck me, family's over.

    I had a dream about apple juice. I have apple juice in the fridge and gin in the walk-in closet. I think this is a sign.
     
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    Are you sure you didn't just piss the bed?
     
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    Well, it was about a juice box. I think this goes back to the "golden showers" thing somehow.
     
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    Wooo! The mountains of New Mexico are open!!! Sweet rain the last few days has allowed us this glorious moment. Going climbing, then probably to work for a few hours. Life is pretty good.
     
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    Get some KY or something, or try sampling different brands of condoms to see if some work better (the research aspects could be kind of fun). I wouldn't trust a guy if he just "said" that he was clean. Lots of STD's are symptomless so just because he doesn't have braille on his penis or green goop dripping out of it, doesn't mean he couldn't pass something on to you. Personally, I would insist on testing before going bareback. But perhaps I am overly paranoid due to my line of work.
     
    #509 mya, Jul 24, 2011
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    Me and my two friends were fortunate enough to score free accommodation in Lagos, Portugal last week with a Canadian girl we met in Paris about 3 months ago. How did my friend decide to thank her? By pissing himself after a night on the drink, and flipping the mattress instead of telling her. He didn't even tell me until after we had left, and we were on the other side of Europe.

    Worst bloke ever.
     
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    Ms Monroe, I think the whole drying out thing is common. It happens to me, too. KY doesn't really help either, the KY gets absorbed, or pushed in somewhere to hide in my vagina, or something. You might try those lambskin condoms. They smell kind of funny (and taste funny, so if you're switching from fucky to sucky sucky then you're going to have to do some fancy dick wiping) but they don't dry out and they are the best feeling for the guy.
     
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    Though on second thought, if you're using condoms because of random sex with stranger to prevent disease and not pregnancy, then you probably shouldn't use those...
     
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    Or you could try a long-term monogamous relationship with someone you love and trust and not worry about it at all.

    But condoms are probably easier.
     
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    Y'all niggas jelly?
     
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    They look like little grey turds.
     
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    I got me one of those, i still use condoms. BCP are not my friend and I am far too selfish to have full responsibility for another human. Occasionally we'll gamble with the pull out thing but I probably wouldn't even risk that if I didn't at least have a dependable partner if it didn't work.
     
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    Man, I just had a moment of panic. I am on my phone which makes posting challenging, sent a PM, refreshed, and saw my name at the top as last posted when I knew that Shimmered had posted after me. OMG- did I post in public instead of PM? But fortunately WTD are in a different sub-category. Phew
     
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    Now I think we all really want to know what the hell you were sending via pm.
     
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Brace yourselves, guys: <a class="postlink" href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Eagles-may-want-to-sign-Brett-Favre-Vick-would-?urn=nfl-wp3759" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdo ... nfl-wp3759</a>
     
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    Put Favre and Vick in a pit and let them fight it out like dogs.
     
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