I see you ribs, I see you... I'm mirin. My face when: Sidenote: If you search "ffffffff" on Google Images you get a bunch of homoerotic anime. I don't know what's up with that.
Re: condom stuff Alright, as long as I'm not allergic. That was my main concern, and it doesn't seem that's the case. (Right?) I guess I'll just start carrying around a little travel-sized thing of lube and probably accidentally use it instead of hand sanitizer at least twice. Also, I got this sad feeling after reading Mya's post like I disappointed my favorite teacher or something, so I wanted to clarify that the way I phrased the ditching condoms point wasn't totally serious. I only really have sex with people I'm some-sort-of-dating-or-am-friends-with-so-there's-that-level-of-trust or one night stands, so I meant once I get to the point of the first category, I prefer losing the condoms quickly, if there's the bill of health. I was going to put it in a rep, but it didn't fit so now EVERYONE can know!
Innocent booby talk w/ a TiBette, I swear! Nothing scandolous! And to Audrey, sorry, didn't mean to sound judgemental. I am like a walking PSA since I play with penises all day long! Didn't mean to single you out. Safe Sex people!
Fixed so that everyone understands that your job is respectable. And so that we can all be grateful WE don't have to do it.
Also, just in case regular lubricant doesn't work for you, they make lubricant in gel form as well. This seems weird, but if you're concerned about drying out: Squirt a little dollop of cool/slightly below room temp gel onto your index finger, insert your index finger as far as it will go and deposit the dollop of gel. As your body heat "melts" the gel, it'll come down and coat your vaginal walls. You should be good for 20-30 minutes of semi-vigorous fucking. On a related note, you're probably not allergic to condoms. People with latex allergies know they're allergic. It's a horrible experience having your genitals swell up and itch and feel engulfed in flames. If your vagina simply dries up, you just have a negative physiological reaction to condoms...but no allergies. EDIT: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Diseased penises? Worst. Job. Ever.
True, I suppose. But mya's kinda classy. If she WAS a hooker, I don't think she'd be the kind that serviced the obviously diseased ones.
Easy folks, I work for a Urology practice. Most I see aren't even diseased! Just getting a routine look over!
HAHA! I was just thinking the same goddamn thing. Out of all the girls in the world up for that part, out of all the girls that can fuck-suck their way into a part they had to choose HER? I would rather have seen Rob Schneider in that part. In the same outfits. Next Time i'm at MIT or Cambridge, I'm going to be on the lookout for physicists in daisy dukes. I'm looking at you, Hawking. Sidenote: I have begun a 2 hour pork butt spaghetti sauce. Envy my authentic Italian heritage. I said ENVY IT!
I'm about twenty minutes away from doing a version of these bad boys: http://www.kayotic.nl/blog/twice-baked-beef-potatoes
If you're a bachelor, wearing boxers with moth holes big enough for your nut to fall out, then yes. Or you're the Unabomber. Are you The Unabomber? Bewildered... are you... the... Unabomber?
If it helps any, I did doctor it up quite a bit. My secret ingredient is horseradish. I'm feeling lazy today, and the cans in my pantry are out of control. I thought I'd cull the herd this afternoon.
Some guy with unibrow should make a blog where he photobombs people. Whenever I moved I realized I needed to do a whole lot of culling. Somehow I accumulated 14 cans of cream of mushroom soup. 14 fucking cans.
I have a shitton of canned vegetables that I got on discount at one time or another. It's hard to pass em up when they are 15 cents. However, I also have a couple bags of frozen vegetables in the freezer and those taste more like actual food than the mummified shit in the pantry.
Frozen vegetables are pretty decent. Thought this shit little town I just moved to has a weekly farmer's market. I'm embarrassed how excited I am about going next week.
Are frozen vegetables still good for you? I don't have any info or anything but I've always been a bit suspicious.
Hey - we can't all be gourmet chefs for every meal. My husband is grilling tonight. So, why.... when the wife typically shops for the food, plans the menu, sets the appropriate meat out to thaw, makes the marinade hours in advance, preps and prepares all the side items.... does the husband take great pride in being the one who has cooked when he tosses that shit on the grill and turns it over a few times?