So yeah, all you bastards with nice weather can go fuck themselves. It's now 16°C (low 60's), and raining. Again. It's been like this all week. I had to kick on the fireplace this morning to take the chill out of the kitchen. They SAY that this weekend is supposed to be nicer, but I'm not going to hold my breath.
How does Toronto sound? NSFW Guys, I'm so bored at work I'm considering staple gunning my nipples to the wall for kicks.
Hot glue gun= Mo betta It kind of feels like this outside here today: Without the hot chick in a towel
I have many friends in Toronto, and my family live in London, ON, so I hear daily how sweltering the heat is out there. Mom and Dad are coming for a visit next week so they're actually looking forward to getting out of the heat and relaxing on the lake for a couple of weeks. They're getting absolutely sick of air conditioning.
I had Lasik done when I was 23. When I had it done, they had to slice a flap of cornea back and reshape your eyeball that way. Now, they don't have to do the slicing. Considering how new the procedure was when I had it done, I'm surprised it went as well as it did. You'll notice an immediate improvement when you get it done. And not having to buy prescription anything or fucking with contacts anymore is just awesome. I've only had a couple of problems. One, I now see halos around sources of light when it's dark. Two, I can't see as well in dark environments like I could when I was still wearing glasses. This makes night driving an adventure.
You'd probably wanna brush up on you tea & crumpet making. Those Londoners are awful particular 'bout their tea and crumpets. Fish & chips and shit, too. But other than that, they seem to be awfully polite. Just follow up every sentence with "Jolly Good", and you'll fit right in.
Hey there Swamp Puppy, might want to look up the difference between London, Ontario, Canada, and London, England. Just sayin.
Speaking of cute doggies... found another basset/lab on Petfinder and he's still at the shelter! Going to go have lunch with husband at the Great American Grilled Cheese Kitchen (ohhhhh yeahhhh) and then go to the shelter and check out the pup. Hoping he's not too crazy and talkative - he's just over a year old, so I'm expecting some of that puppy energy still, but lots of barking would be massively not appreciated by my upstairs and downstairs neighbors. And my husband also informed me that if our dog jumps on my father-in-law at Thanksgiving, FIL will literally go find a gun and shoot the dog. So there's that. Which is awesome. Fucking not. Cross your fingers for us and the bassador, idiots!
The people I know from London, Ontario are particular about only this: Granted, they're all under 30 and graduated from University of Western Ontario.
... There's TWO of 'em? Yeah right! Next you're going to try and tell me that there are Springfields all over the place and that Kansas city is in Missouri! You gotta wake up Pret-ty early to get one past THIS guy right here! And even it there WERE two of 'em, they're all Canadian anyway, so its not like they matter, so I still win. Mo Fackin' LOGIC.
I must say I expected more, young man. Your boss Jerry (or Kevin) is going to be very cross when he hears about this.
No shit. I weep for this generation. Along with a solid work ethic must come a solid play ethic, and knowing when each is appropriate. And the ability to make obvious decisions on their own.