Questioned? Why on earth would you ever question a job where you professionally stick your fingers up old dudes' assholes? That sounds like the bee's knees!
Anyone ever ask you to slip them an extra digit and put a cigarette out on their chest? Do you wear a laytex smock? Is it true my that all RN's prep the patient by lashing their balls with a crop and calling them slave-scum? Ok, real question. How often have you seen a guy get sounded for kidney stones? Do they do this anymore or is it all done with ultrasound?
Just had to drag the GF out of her aunt's house like a drunk vagrant at a bar, this must be what poetic justice feels like.
I'd rather do that than look in somebody's ears. Have you ever done that? It is kind of creepy in there. Seriously though, after a couple of times, you look at it no differently than anything else you do several times a day. Like somebody else described it, it is "clinical". When I was first discussing the job it was up there after psych as "things I don't want to do" but I liked the doctor who owns the practice, I liked the people working there, as far as medical fields go, there are very few "emergencies" that can't wait until the next day, I really enjoy talking to old men, so I gave it a try. While I can't say I "enjoy" sticking up my finger in a old dudes asshole, I actually like the job.
I would rather look in someone's ears. The chances of having an old man accidentally fart out of his ear are significantly less.
Yes Yes Of course I don't even know what that means, by the time they get to me most have a CT Scan OK real question, when did I become BL1Y? I seriously didn't intend the WDT to turn into ALL ABOUT MEEEEE
If you're still talking about this in two months and everyone is ignoring you, then you've turn into Bl1Y.
Looking in someone's ears also has a way lower probability of accidentally getting someone else's poop on you.
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he withdrew his fingers from my now-gloppy anus, snapped his once-white gloves into the refuse bin and left. to go find my proctologist, he said.
But, Purple Rain is on Encore. Which, I think, won and award for worst movie evAR but with greatest soundtrack.
you sound like my friend, bathhouse barry. we met at yoga. it's the kind where it's real warm and everybody is dripping onto their mats, and also very sweaty.