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Get That Dog A Beer! WDT 7/22/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 22, 2011.

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  1. MoreCowbell

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    Questioned? Why on earth would you ever question a job where you professionally stick your fingers up old dudes' assholes? That sounds like the bee's knees!
     
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    Anyone ever ask you to slip them an extra digit and put a cigarette out on their chest?

    Do you wear a laytex smock?

    Is it true my that all RN's prep the patient by lashing their balls with a crop and calling them slave-scum?

    Ok, real question. How often have you seen a guy get sounded for kidney stones? Do they do this anymore or is it all done with ultrasound?
     
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    Just had to drag the GF out of her aunt's house like a drunk vagrant at a bar, this must be what poetic justice feels like.
     
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    We need an "Ask the Urology RN" thread.
     
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    I'd rather do that than look in somebody's ears. Have you ever done that? It is kind of creepy in there.

    Seriously though, after a couple of times, you look at it no differently than anything else you do several times a day. Like somebody else described it, it is "clinical". When I was first discussing the job it was up there after psych as "things I don't want to do" but I liked the doctor who owns the practice, I liked the people working there, as far as medical fields go, there are very few "emergencies" that can't wait until the next day, I really enjoy talking to old men, so I gave it a try. While I can't say I "enjoy" sticking up my finger in a old dudes asshole, I actually like the job.
     
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    I would rather look in someone's ears. The chances of having an old man accidentally fart out of his ear are significantly less.
     
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    Yes
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    Of course
    I don't even know what that means, by the time they get to me most have a CT Scan


    OK real question, when did I become BL1Y? I seriously didn't intend the WDT to turn into ALL ABOUT MEEEEE
     
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    If you're still talking about this in two months and everyone is ignoring you, then you've turn into Bl1Y.
     
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    Looking in someone's ears also has a way lower probability of accidentally getting someone else's poop on you.
     
  10. mya

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    Awwww, look....old lesbian sex partners. Sweet.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/07/24/new.york.same.sex.marriage/index.html?eref=igoogledmn_topstories" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/07/24/new.yo ... topstories</a>
     
  11. Rush-O-Matic

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    GODDAMMIT MOTHER FUCKING SCOTT LINEBRINK.
     
  12. Nom Chompsky

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    he withdrew his fingers from my now-gloppy anus, snapped his once-white gloves into the refuse bin and left. to go find my proctologist, he said.
     
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    Geez. Where did everybody go?
     
  14. Rush-O-Matic

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    Oh, good, it's Nom and his gloppy anus.
     
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    My guess would be to watch Breaking Bad.
     
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    Blah. I'm right here, procrastinating organic chem reading. I have an exam tomorrow. Weee....
     
  17. Rush-O-Matic

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    But, Purple Rain is on Encore.

    Which, I think, won and award for worst movie evAR but with greatest soundtrack.

     
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  18. Nom Chompsky

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    you sound like my friend, bathhouse barry. we met at yoga. it's the kind where it's real warm and everybody is dripping onto their mats, and also very sweaty.
     
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    Well I just watched Breaking Bad. It was awesome.
     
  20. Nom Chompsky

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    re: prince

     
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